Difference between revisions of "See You Later, Alligator!/Quotes"
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What in the world are you doing, Bart?!? | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' What in the world are you doing, Bart?!? | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm flushing baby Alligators down the | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm flushing baby Alligators down the toilet. What are you doing? |
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Remember when we caught that three-eyed mutant fish? Mr. Burns created that fish when he dumped radioactive waste into our river. | :'''[[Bart]]''': Remember when we caught that three-eyed mutant fish? Mr. Burns created that fish when he dumped radioactive waste into our river. | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' People were sure mad about that. | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' People were sure mad about that. | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''':So why do you think he rebuilt the | + | :'''[[Bart]]''':So why do you think he rebuilt the entire sewage system for Springfield? |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' So we'd have safer, | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' So we'd have safer, cleaner water? |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': No way! He need a new place to get ride of his radioactive water! So combine that fact with the baby alligators, and what do you | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': No way! He need a new place to get ride of his radioactive water! So combine that fact with the baby alligators, and what do you have? |
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' An idiot for a brother. | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' An idiot for a brother. | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': Three months from now i'll unleash my army of giant, three-eyed, mutant alligator men! | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Three months from now i'll unleash my army of giant, three-eyed, mutant alligator men! That shopping spree at the Androids Dungeon is as good as mine! |
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I meant to say, a total idiot for a brother! There's no radioactive water in the sewer! That fish was a fluke! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I meant to say, a total idiot for a brother! There's no radioactive water in the sewer! That fish was a fluke! | ||
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': The kind of rotten eggs that will be all over your face when we show our experiments tomorrow at the science fair. Ha! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': The kind of rotten eggs that will be all over your face when we show our experiments tomorrow at the science fair. Ha! | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': So what kind of results did you get, Dr. Stinkypants? | :'''[[Bart]]''': So what kind of results did you get, Dr. Stinkypants? | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': If you must know, | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': If you must know, I've been able to isolate a lone amino acid that could hold the cure to the common cold! |
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:'''[[Bart]]''': No mutant alligator men. Phoeey! All the work for nothing. | :'''[[Bart]]''': No mutant alligator men. Phoeey! All the work for nothing. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': I can't believe you thought my sign said "Donut, Eat" instead of "Do Not Eat". Can't you tell the difference between an egg and a donut?! | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]''': At least Daddy won't be sick ever again. | ||
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Behold! I hole in my hand envelopes containing three $25 shopping sprees at the Androids Dungeon.Since I alone will choose this year's winners, I willl do so according to my own lawas and superior reasoning.... third place goes to Ralph Wiggum for this "my dad's shoe is stuck to my head with "gum" expriment. I have' seen anyhing so funny since Spock laughed out loud in the second "Star Trek" movie. | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Behold! I hole in my hand envelopes containing three $25 shopping sprees at the Androids Dungeon.Since I alone will choose this year's winners, I willl do so according to my own lawas and superior reasoning.... third place goes to Ralph Wiggum for this "my dad's shoe is stuck to my head with "gum" expriment. I have' seen anyhing so funny since Spock laughed out loud in the second "Star Trek" movie. | ||
Revision as of 10:17, January 25, 2017
- Lisa: What in the world are you doing, Bart?!?
- Bart: I'm flushing baby Alligators down the toilet. What are you doing?
- Bart: Remember when we caught that three-eyed mutant fish? Mr. Burns created that fish when he dumped radioactive waste into our river.
- Lisa: People were sure mad about that.
- Bart:So why do you think he rebuilt the entire sewage system for Springfield?
- Lisa: So we'd have safer, cleaner water?
- Bart: No way! He need a new place to get ride of his radioactive water! So combine that fact with the baby alligators, and what do you have?
- Lisa: An idiot for a brother.
- Bart: Three months from now i'll unleash my army of giant, three-eyed, mutant alligator men! That shopping spree at the Androids Dungeon is as good as mine!
- Lisa: I meant to say, a total idiot for a brother! There's no radioactive water in the sewer! That fish was a fluke!
- Lisa: Eureka! I've got it!
- Bart: Phew! I'm afraid to ask what you did in here, Lisa. This room smells like... ...rotten eggs!
- Lisa: The kind of rotten eggs that will be all over your face when we show our experiments tomorrow at the science fair. Ha!
- Bart: So what kind of results did you get, Dr. Stinkypants?
- Lisa: If you must know, I've been able to isolate a lone amino acid that could hold the cure to the common cold!
- Bart: No mutant alligator men. Phoeey! All the work for nothing.
- Lisa: I can't believe you thought my sign said "Donut, Eat" instead of "Do Not Eat". Can't you tell the difference between an egg and a donut?!
- Homer: At least Daddy won't be sick ever again.
- Comic Book Guy: Behold! I hole in my hand envelopes containing three $25 shopping sprees at the Androids Dungeon.Since I alone will choose this year's winners, I willl do so according to my own lawas and superior reasoning.... third place goes to Ralph Wiggum for this "my dad's shoe is stuck to my head with "gum" expriment. I have' seen anyhing so funny since Spock laughed out loud in the second "Star Trek" movie.
- Ralph: Thanks, mister. The shoe keeps my head from waring a ski cap!
- Comic Book Guy: Second place goes to Lisa Simpson because of her dusregard for the cholestrol level of her experiment and becuase she will probalby spend her $25 on all the girl-friendly comics i have gathering dust in my shop.
- Lisa: ...but...
- Homer: Oh, Lisa. I'm so proud, my artieries feel like Flubber.
- Comic Book Guy: And first place goes to Bart Simpson for following his dream to create a new race of subterranen mutants regardless of the dangers to mankind and superhero-kind alike.
