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Agent Darke: I'm Agent Darke. Department of Agirculture. I am all that stands between tjhis town and complete disaster.

Bart: Cool.

Milhouse: Complete disaster?

Agent Darke: This tree must be cut down to prevent a citywide epidemic of dreaded stump root.

Bart: Wait! That's not so cool!

Milhouse: But what about the treehouse?!

Bart: Yeah! We read comics in that treehouse, and tell scary stories, and Milhouse kissed a girl there.

Agent Darke: I understand I kissed a girl once, tooo. But I have my duty. The tree must go!

Lisa: What happened to thw sing? We were going to push Maggie.

Bart: Stupid stump rot, that's what!

Lisa: Well then, we'll just play in the treehouse.

Milhouse: No girls allowed!

Bart: Yeah, we have rules.

Janey: That's ignorant!

Lisa: Girls have rights.

Marge: You can't come into my yeard with these sharp objects.

Agent Darke: Yes, I can, ma'am I'm the government.

Milhouse: They're going to cut us down! What'll we do, Bart?

Bart: I've got an idea! It involes you, this rope and my amazing you-you skills.

Marge: Please! This is our only tree!

Agent Darke: Sorry, ma'am. Sump rot is a disease. And I'm the cure.

Lisa: Hello? Professor Frink? Professor Frink, I need your help. Weren't you script consult on the Rainier Wolfcastle movie "The Treeminator"?

Professor Frink: Why, yes. i made an elm tree look lika chestnut tree for the horrific de-barking scene! I have a doctorate in forest pathology.

Lisa: Perferct! Come on.

Professor Frink: But I haven't finished my killer robot for mayor Quimby.

Lisa: We have to go now! IT may already be too late!

Milhouse: Captain Bart, are you ready for our mission againt the space zomibes of the moon?

Bart: Roger, Lt. Milhouse, are your ready, Lt. Lisa?

Lisa: This is one small step for a girl, one giant leap for girlkind.

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