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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I failed, Marge. My dad never spent any time with me to make me like him, and now Bart is going to hate me for the rest of his life. i'm a lousy father. | :'''[[Homer]]:''' I failed, Marge. My dad never spent any time with me to make me like him, and now Bart is going to hate me for the rest of his life. i'm a lousy father. | ||
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Really? I just saw Bart, and he seemd pretty happy about the trip. | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Really? I just saw Bart, and he seemd pretty happy about the trip. | ||
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Revision as of 16:57, September 13, 2014
- Homer: C'mon, boy. I'm taking you on a father and son fishing trip.
- Bart: Like to help ya out, Homer. But i'm the middle of an important... uh... business meeting.
- Bart: Oh, I didn't realize your were in the middle of... whait a minute! You're only ten-years-old! You don't have business meetings!
- Bart thinking: Aw, man. I can't belive i'm going to be stuck out on a lame fishing trip all day just becuse Homer wants to bond.
- Homer: Bart! I'm trying to teach you an important life skill. What if you got trapepd... uh... on a river or a lake somewhere? How whould you survive?
- Bart: I don't know... swim to that Krusty Burger over tehere?
- Homer: D'oh!
- Homer: Okay, now that we have the bait on the hook, we have to give it a good cast. You put your finger on this do-hickey... slowly bring the rod back... and... cast it... over... your... head!
- Bart: Bwa-ha-ha!
- Bart: Geez, dad. Are your all right?
- Homer: I think so. Well, except for the crab that just crawled down my pants.
