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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]] thinking}} Okay, [[Marge]] may be mad I came home at 3 A.M. But she'll be so proud I aced both the Jefferson airplane and Jefferson Starship categories at Moe's trivia night! | |
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]] thinking}} Time for a little midnight snack. I've got half a "farmer Krusty" in the fridge. Can't beat a beef, pork, egg, and chicken all-in-one burger | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But there's a problem we're both forgetting. Church is in six hours! Last time you and I feel asleep during one of reverend Lovejoy's sermons, mom gave us the cold shoulder for a week! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ohhh... if we go to sleep now, we'll be too tired to wake up in time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I know! We can pull an all-nighter! Let's just stay up and we can crash when church is over! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [BLECCH] Adults actually like coffee? This stuff's cross! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, as you get older, you lower your standards for joy. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Sounds}} [CRUNCH] [PSHEW] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Did you hear that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Huh? Hear what? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It sounded like a burglar! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [GASP] A burglar?! I just bought the complete "Hee Haw" on blu-ray! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Boy, whatever happens to us, I just wany you to remember how happy I was when I ate that delicious burger. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh... sure. | |
Revision as of 15:42, July 29, 2020
- Homer thinking: Okay, Marge may be mad I came home at 3 A.M. But she'll be so proud I aced both the Jefferson airplane and Jefferson Starship categories at Moe's trivia night!
- Bart thinking: Time for a little midnight snack. I've got half a "farmer Krusty" in the fridge. Can't beat a beef, pork, egg, and chicken all-in-one burger
- Bart: But there's a problem we're both forgetting. Church is in six hours! Last time you and I feel asleep during one of reverend Lovejoy's sermons, mom gave us the cold shoulder for a week!
- Homer: Ohhh... if we go to sleep now, we'll be too tired to wake up in time!
- Bart: I know! We can pull an all-nighter! Let's just stay up and we can crash when church is over!
- Bart: [BLECCH] Adults actually like coffee? This stuff's cross!
- Homer: Yeah, as you get older, you lower your standards for joy.
- Sounds: [CRUNCH] [PSHEW]
- Bart: Did you hear that?
- Homer: Huh? Hear what?
- Bart: It sounded like a burglar!
- Homer: [GASP] A burglar?! I just bought the complete "Hee Haw" on blu-ray!
- Homer: Boy, whatever happens to us, I just wany you to remember how happy I was when I ate that delicious burger.
- Bart: Uh... sure.
