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*'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer. | *'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer. | ||
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*''Moonshine brother of Gary'' | *''Moonshine brother of Gary'' | ||
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*'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend. | *'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend. | ||
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*'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother. | *'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother. | ||
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*'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred''' | *'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred''' | ||
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*'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son. | *'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son. | ||
| − | ==McGrath== | + | ===McGrath=== |
*'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher. | *'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher. | ||
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*'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother. | *'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother. | ||
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*'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred. | *'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred. | ||
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*'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one. | *'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one. | ||
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*'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker, | *'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker, | ||
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*''Unnamed mill worker'' | *''Unnamed mill worker'' | ||
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*'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper. | *'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper. | ||
*'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father. | *'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father. | ||
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*'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend". | *'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend". | ||
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*'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister. | *'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister. | ||
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*'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie. | *'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie. | ||
*'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother. | *'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother. | ||
| − | ==Others== | + | ===Others=== |
*'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father. | *'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father. | ||
Revision as of 16:44, January 31, 2006
Contents
Featured Article
The list below is almost complete.
Alfreds
- Alamance Alfred is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
- Josie Alfred is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
- Jackie Alfred is the dead father.
- Gary Alfred is the grandfather.
- Jane Alfred is the grandmother.
- Uncle Jason is the moonshine uncle.
- Lord Pee is Alfred's weird cousin.
- Al Fred Alfred is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
- Winkenstein Alfred is Uncle Jason's son.
- Moonshine brother of Gary
Bobbulas
- Randall Bobbula is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
- Wendy Bobbula is Randall's wife.
- Danietta Bobbula is Randall's submissive daughter.
- Barnes the Croboy is Randall's annoying brother.
Matthews
- Jed Matthews is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred
- Clara Matthews is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
- Gramma and Grampa Matthews are Clara's grandparents.
- Jake Matthews is Jed's annoying son.
McGrath
- Seamus "Master" McGrath is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
- Loony Larry McGrath is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
- Harry McGrath is Seamus's other brother.
Cook
- Miranda "Randy" Cook, usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
- William Cook is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
- Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.
Mill Workers
- Lars is a tall mill worker,
- Brad is a short one.
- Luke is the medium-sized one.
- Unnamed mill worker
Corbins
- Ben Corbin is Alf's housekeeper.
- Tliklins Corbinis Ben's sexist father.
Vordermeers
- Derfhiggen Vordermeer is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
- Driddheim is the bratty son.
- Entweiler is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
- Wirhes is Derf's sister.
Lodikrap
- Jake Lodikrap is an evil hippie.
- Bill Lodikrap is Jake's conservative brother.
Others
- H.E.L.L. Criminal who killed Alf's father.
- Erica Wimblinstein is a Goth girl.
- Me is a TBH.
- Admiral Wombat is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
- Mr. Chicken is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried.
- The Colonel tries to destroy Mr. Chicken.
- Mark Moron is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "The Carlow Crab".
- Wicklow Wasp is the Crab's main enemy.
- Lord Steiner is a German Guy.
- Mr. Robinson is the obese boss at the mill.
- Danny Faintomb A biker who knew Corbin.
- Scarab Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
- Mr. MacEnis is a giant penis.
- Merfhiggen Morderveer is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see this.
- Dumb Dawg is a dumb dawg.
- Sith Johnson is a mill owner.
- Camden Countysman is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
- Lyndon Johnson is Sith's brother.
- Nelson Arlenass is an astronaut from Burlington.
- Wallace Ihitballs is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
- Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn is the normal Gaelic teacher.
- Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
- Wachaun is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
- Wikipedia Morderveer is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
- Mailman is a buffoonish mailman.
- Trent Burns is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
- Tara is a cheerleader.
- Tilikia Wallburg is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
- Samantha is Erica's friend.
- Luben Becker is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
- Stuben Becker is Luben's snobby brother.
- Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store.
- Joe Stenbert is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
- Mr. Potts is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
- Bartholomew Breastenheimer is a yuppie from Chapel Hill.
- Farley Canns is the owner of a junkyard.
- Cory Nathan is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
- Ronny Wing owns a gun store!
- Fred Lipschitz works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
- Gerald McGraham is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
- Unnamed friends of Tilikia
- Mary Stenbert is Joe's wife.
- Talking Towers are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
- Arthur is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur".
- Zorgin Hmorgin sometimes appears.
- The Gay Club is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.
