Difference between revisions of "Jebediah Springfield"
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relatives= '''Great Grandson''':[[Jebediah Springfield IV]]| | relatives= '''Great Grandson''':[[Jebediah Springfield IV]]| | ||
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'''Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield''' is the purported historical founder of the [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|town of Springfield]]. | '''Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield''' is the purported historical founder of the [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|town of Springfield]]. | ||
| − | == | + | ==Biography== |
| − | Springfield | + | ===Life Before Finding Springfield=== |
| + | On an expedition to Springfield’s historic “Fort Springfield,” [[Bart Simpson]] uncovered inconsistencies in the Jebediah legend. In “[[Lisa the Iconoclast]],” [[Lisa Simpson]] proved that “Jebediah Springfield” was a bloodthirsty pirate and enemy of George Washington named '''Hans Sprungfeld''', who had changed his name in 1795 to hide his identity. Before he died, he wrote his confession on a scrap of paper that formed the “missing piece” of the famously incomplete portrait of George Washington. | ||
| − | ==Riviarly with [[Shellbyville Manhattan]]== | + | ===Riviarly with [[Shellbyville Manhattan]]=== |
| − | Springfield led a band of wagons westward along with his partner [[ | + | Springfield led a band of wagons westward along with his partner [[Shelbyville Manhattan]] (they had misinterpreted a passage of the Bible and were looking for “New Sodom”); but they parted ways over political differences. Manhattan wanted to found a town where people could marry their cousins, but Springfield wanted a town devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush he called "root-marm." Manhattan went on to found the rival town of Shelbyville. |
| − | == | + | ===Death=== |
| − | + | Springfield is said to have dramatically killed a bear with his bare hands, though revisionist historians have determined the bear in fact probably killed him. A statue of this sits in the center of the Springfield town square, in front of the city hall. He is also said to have once tamed an un-tamable buffalo (although he later secretly admitted that it had already been tame; he merely shot it). | |
| − | == | + | ==After Life== |
| − | + | ===Fame Today=== | |
| − | + | Springfield had many famous quotations, such as “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man,” and was well known for his silver tongue (literally; a metal prosthetic tongue, his original tongue having been bitten off by a Turkish pirate in a grog house fight). He also wears a coonskin cap. | |
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| − | + | ===Dedications=== | |
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The Springfield Marathon commemorates an occasion on which he ran across six states in order to avoid his creditors. | The Springfield Marathon commemorates an occasion on which he ran across six states in order to avoid his creditors. | ||
| − | ==Head | + | ===Statue Head=== |
| − | In “[[The Telltale Head]],” Bart beheaded the statue, thinking that this would make him more popular. In reality, the town became depressed and angry, leaving Bart to endure | + | In “[[The Telltale Head]],” Bart beheaded the statue, thinking that this would make him more popular. In reality, the town became depressed and angry, leaving Bart to endure “The Tell-Tale Heart”-style guilt before replacing it. The video game ''[[The Simpsons Road Rage]]'' references this episode: if one rams the statue while playing, the head will fall off. This can also be done in ''[[The Simpsons Hit and Run]]'' where Bart or Apu can kick or ram Jebediahs head off. In [[The Simpsons Game]] you cannot do this. |
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[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Deceased Characters]] | [[Category:Deceased Characters]] | ||
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Revision as of 17:13, March 5, 2008
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Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield is the purported historical founder of the town of Springfield.
Contents
Biography
Life Before Finding Springfield
On an expedition to Springfield’s historic “Fort Springfield,” Bart Simpson uncovered inconsistencies in the Jebediah legend. In “Lisa the Iconoclast,” Lisa Simpson proved that “Jebediah Springfield” was a bloodthirsty pirate and enemy of George Washington named Hans Sprungfeld, who had changed his name in 1795 to hide his identity. Before he died, he wrote his confession on a scrap of paper that formed the “missing piece” of the famously incomplete portrait of George Washington.
Riviarly with Shellbyville Manhattan
Springfield led a band of wagons westward along with his partner Shelbyville Manhattan (they had misinterpreted a passage of the Bible and were looking for “New Sodom”); but they parted ways over political differences. Manhattan wanted to found a town where people could marry their cousins, but Springfield wanted a town devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush he called "root-marm." Manhattan went on to found the rival town of Shelbyville.
Death
Springfield is said to have dramatically killed a bear with his bare hands, though revisionist historians have determined the bear in fact probably killed him. A statue of this sits in the center of the Springfield town square, in front of the city hall. He is also said to have once tamed an un-tamable buffalo (although he later secretly admitted that it had already been tame; he merely shot it).
After Life
Fame Today
Springfield had many famous quotations, such as “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man,” and was well known for his silver tongue (literally; a metal prosthetic tongue, his original tongue having been bitten off by a Turkish pirate in a grog house fight). He also wears a coonskin cap.
Dedications
The Springfield Marathon commemorates an occasion on which he ran across six states in order to avoid his creditors.
Statue Head
In “The Telltale Head,” Bart beheaded the statue, thinking that this would make him more popular. In reality, the town became depressed and angry, leaving Bart to endure “The Tell-Tale Heart”-style guilt before replacing it. The video game The Simpsons Road Rage references this episode: if one rams the statue while playing, the head will fall off. This can also be done in The Simpsons Hit and Run where Bart or Apu can kick or ram Jebediahs head off. In The Simpsons Game you cannot do this.
