Difference between revisions of "That '90s Show/Quotes"
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'''Bart''': Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed" you with the unplanned miracle of me! | '''Bart''': Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed" you with the unplanned miracle of me! | ||
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'''Marge''': Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets. | '''Marge''': Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets. | ||
| − | '''Homer''': Yeah, like which kid's their favorite. (whispering) It's Lisa. | + | '''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, like which kid's their favorite. (whispering) It's [[Lisa]]. |
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| − | '''Young Comic Book Guy''': And that | + | '''Young [[Comic Book Guy]]''': And that's why {{w|The Lord of the Rings}} can never be filmed! |
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(Moe is trying stealing a man's watch, but the man sees him.) | (Moe is trying stealing a man's watch, but the man sees him.) | ||
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'''Moe''': Oh, boy. | '''Moe''': Oh, boy. | ||
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| − | (The Simpsons are all huddled up near the fireplace.) | + | ([[The Simpsons]] are all huddled up near the fireplace.) |
'''Marge''': We wouldn't be in this trouble if you just paid the heating bill! | '''Marge''': We wouldn't be in this trouble if you just paid the heating bill! | ||
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'''Homer''': I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage! And as I recall, I was against it. | '''Homer''': I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage! And as I recall, I was against it. | ||
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| − | '''Homer''': (narrating) I had finally realized every rock star's dream. Hating being famous. | + | '''[[Homer]]''': (narrating) I had finally realized every rock star's dream. Hating being famous. |
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'''Marge''': Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man? | '''Marge''': Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man? | ||
| − | '''Homer''': Even Walt Disney? | + | '''Homer''': Even Walt {{w|Disney}}? |
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| − | '''Homer''': He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life. | + | '''Homer''' (after hearing the Weird-Al song [[Brain Freeze]]): He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life. |
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'''Homer''': You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together . . . | '''Homer''': You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together . . . | ||
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'''Homer''': Things happened between your mother and me that we're not proud of. It was the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s. | '''Homer''': Things happened between your mother and me that we're not proud of. It was the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s. | ||
| − | '''Bart''': The '90s? Never heard of it. | + | '''Bart''': The [[1990|'90s]]? Never heard of it. |
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{{Season 19 Q}} | {{Season 19 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 11:11, July 2, 2012
Lisa: Mom! I didn't know you went to college!
Bart: Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed" you with the unplanned miracle of me!
Marge: Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
Homer: Yeah, like which kid's their favorite. (whispering) It's Lisa.
Young Comic Book Guy: And that's why The Lord of the Rings can never be filmed!
(Moe is trying stealing a man's watch, but the man sees him.)
Moe: Oh, I wasn't trying to steal your watch. I--I--I was just coming on to you.
Man at Bar: Okay, let's go back to my place.
Moe: Oh, boy.
(The Simpsons are all huddled up near the fireplace.)
Marge: We wouldn't be in this trouble if you just paid the heating bill!
Homer: I thought global warming would take care of it is. Al Gore can't do anything right.
Homer: You applied to college? Why didn't you tell me?
Marge: I did tell you.
Homer: I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage! And as I recall, I was against it.
Homer: (narrating) I had finally realized every rock star's dream. Hating being famous.
Marge: Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man?
Homer: Even Walt Disney?
Homer (after hearing the Weird-Al song Brain Freeze): He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
Homer: You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together . . .
Marge: I'm sorry, I don't want to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.
Marge: (gasps as she bursts into Homer's mansion) Oh, my god, you're a junkie!
Homer: (moaning) I need it...
Marge: I'm getting you off this stuff!
Homer: But I need it!
Marge: No, you don't!
(Back to the present)
Marge: Unfortunately, as I later learned, that wasn't heroin. It was insulin. Homer really did need those injections.
Homer: I had become diabetic from drinking too many Frappuccinos.
Marge: There is a part of our past that we haven't told you kids about. A turbulent part.
Bart: Come on. More turbulent than now?
Lisa: We're in every kind of therapy!
Homer: Things happened between your mother and me that we're not proud of. It was the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s.
Bart: The '90s? Never heard of it.
