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Difference between revisions of "Malk"

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[[File:Malk.jpg|250px|thumb|A carton of Malk]]
 
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'''Malk''' is a drink which is served with the lunches at [[Springfield Elementary School]].
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'''Malk''' (Pronounciation: /mʌɫk/) is a drink which is served with the lunches at [[Springfield Elementary School]].
  
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
[[Lisa Simpson]] thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until she took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK".
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[[Bart Simpson]] thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK".
  
 
Malk's nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton.
 
Malk's nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton.
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It also makes your bones go feeble and frail.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==

Revision as of 09:51, October 10, 2011

File:Malk.jpg
A carton of Malk

Malk (Pronounciation: /mʌɫk/) is a drink which is served with the lunches at Springfield Elementary School.

History

Bart Simpson thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK".

Malk's nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. It also makes your bones go feeble and frail.

Appearances