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'''Cletus''': We always figured someday Mary would marry. That's why we called her "Mary." We name all our kids after what we thinks gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed In Jail?
 
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'''Bart''': Mom, they're gonna kill Lou and make him into food and fringe vests for gay cowboys!
 
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Cletus: We always figured someday Mary would marry. That's why we called her "Mary." We name all our kids after what we thinks gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed In Jail?

Stabbed In Jail: (whittling a stick) We'll see who stabs who.


Bart: (to Lou) I don't care how much of a pumped-up freak you are. I still love you. The way Barry Bonds' kids probably still love him.


(Bart introduces himself to Mary.)

Bart: I'm Bart. This is my calf, Lulubelle.

Mary: Uh, you know that's a boy, right?

Bart: Oh, I thought she was peein' out of her nipple.


(Homer is in the slaughterhouse.)

Female PA Voice: You are now entering the Killing Zone.

Homer: Hey, that sounds like Tress MacNeille!


Bart: (to Mary) I didn't know Cletus was your dad!

Cletus: She had a regular city birth, in a gas station.


Bart: Sorry, Lise. I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death.


Bart: Mom, they're gonna kill Lou and make him into food and fringe vests for gay cowboys!


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