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| − | ''Master bedroom. Marge is worried about Homer in light of his arrest and is reading literature on alcoholism. Homer is in bathroom.'' | + | {{TabQ |
| − | '''Pamphlet''': IS YOUR SPOUSE A SOUSE? | + | |episode=Duffless |
| − | '''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Homer, are you secretive about your drinking and/or do you have secret storage spaces for beer? | + | }} |
| − | '''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': What was that? | + | ''Master bedroom. Marge is worried about Homer in light of his arrest and is reading literature on alcoholism. Homer is in bathroom.''<br> |
| − | ''Homer opens toilet tank and takes out a beer can he stored in there.'' | + | '''Pamphlet''': IS YOUR SPOUSE A SOUSE?<br> |
| − | '''Marge''': Do you need a beer to help you sleep at night? | + | '''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Homer, are you secretive about your drinking and/or do you have secret storage spaces for beer?<br> |
| − | '''Homer''': That sounds like a good idea. | + | '''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': What was that?<br> |
| − | '''Marge''': After drinking, do you have distorted images of yourself or the world around you? | + | ''Homer opens toilet tank and takes out a beer can he stored in there.''<br> |
| − | ''Homer looks in mirror and sees himself as muscular. He uses his pectoral muscles to play along with music.'' | + | '''Marge''': Do you need a beer to help you sleep at night?<br> |
| − | '''Homer''': Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum de dum! | + | '''Homer''': That sounds like a good idea.<br> |
| − | ''Homer enters master bedroom and goes to bed with Marge.'' | + | '''Marge''': After drinking, do you have distorted images of yourself or the world around you?<br> |
| − | '''Marge''': I want you to do a big favor for me. Effective tommorow I want you to not have any beer for one month. | + | ''Homer looks in mirror and sees himself as muscular. He uses his pectoral muscles to play along with music.''<br> |
| − | '''Homer''': You got it. No deer for a month. | + | '''Homer''': Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum de dum!<br> |
| − | '''Marge''': Did you say beer or deer? | + | ''Homer enters master bedroom and goes to bed with Marge.''<br> |
| − | '''Homer'''{sheepish}: Deer. | + | '''Marge''': I want you to do a big favor for me. Effective tommorow I want you to not have any beer for one month.<br> |
| − | '''Marge'''{reassuring}: Homie, please. I know you can do this. | + | '''Homer''': You got it. No deer for a month.<br> |
| − | '''Homer''': OK Marge. I will do it for you. | + | '''Marge''': Did you say beer or deer?<br> |
| − | '''Marge''': Thank you Homer. | + | '''Homer'''{sheepish}: Deer.<br> |
| − | ''Marge turns out lights, then a *PSST* sound is heard in the dark, which sounds an awful lot like the tab of a beer can.'' | + | '''Marge'''{reassuring}: Homie, please. I know you can do this.<br> |
| − | '''Marge''': What was that? | + | '''Homer''': OK Marge. I will do it for you.<br> |
| − | '''Homer''': Psst! I love you. | + | '''Marge''': Thank you Homer.<br> |
| + | ''Marge turns out lights, then a *PSST* sound is heard in the dark, which sounds an awful lot like the tab of a beer can.''<br> | ||
| + | '''Marge''': What was that?<br> | ||
| + | '''Homer''': Psst! I love you.<br> | ||
| + | {{Season 4 Q}} | ||
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Revision as of 00:44, June 17, 2010
Master bedroom. Marge is worried about Homer in light of his arrest and is reading literature on alcoholism. Homer is in bathroom.
Pamphlet: IS YOUR SPOUSE A SOUSE?
Marge: Homer, are you secretive about your drinking and/or do you have secret storage spaces for beer?
Homer: What was that?
Homer opens toilet tank and takes out a beer can he stored in there.
Marge: Do you need a beer to help you sleep at night?
Homer: That sounds like a good idea.
Marge: After drinking, do you have distorted images of yourself or the world around you?
Homer looks in mirror and sees himself as muscular. He uses his pectoral muscles to play along with music.
Homer: Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum de dum!
Homer enters master bedroom and goes to bed with Marge.
Marge: I want you to do a big favor for me. Effective tommorow I want you to not have any beer for one month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.
Marge: Did you say beer or deer?
Homer{sheepish}: Deer.
Marge{reassuring}: Homie, please. I know you can do this.
Homer: OK Marge. I will do it for you.
Marge: Thank you Homer.
Marge turns out lights, then a *PSST* sound is heard in the dark, which sounds an awful lot like the tab of a beer can.
Marge: What was that?
Homer: Psst! I love you.
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