Difference between revisions of "Lisa's Pony/Quotes"
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:'''Apu''': "Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them." | :'''Apu''': "Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them." | ||
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:'''Marge''': "We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries." | :'''Marge''': "We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries." | ||
Revision as of 23:55, June 23, 2010
- Groundskeeper Willie: (While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) "Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower."
- Marge: "Homie, how long do you plan to do this?"
- Homer: "I don't know. How long do horses live?"
- Marge: "Thirty years."
- Homer: "D'oh."
- (Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart)
- Apu: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had."
- Homer: "I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy."
- Apu: "Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them."
- Homer: "But I eat...oh."
- Marge: "We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries."
- Homer: "Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!"
- Homer: "I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for."
- Marge: "We can't afford to buy a pony."
- Homer: "Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony."
