Difference between revisions of "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment/Quotes"
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:'''Homer''': Nothing a month? I think we can swing that! | :'''Homer''': Nothing a month? I think we can swing that! | ||
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| − | :'''Bart''': (about Hell) Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub? | + | :'''Bart''': (''about Hell'') Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub? |
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:'''Mrs. Albright''': Yes, Bart? | :'''Mrs. Albright''': Yes, Bart? | ||
:'''Bart''': Are there pirates in Hell? | :'''Bart''': Are there pirates in Hell? | ||
:'''Mrs. Albright''': Yes, thousands of them. | :'''Mrs. Albright''': Yes, thousands of them. | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': (rubs hands) Hoo hoo, baby! | + | :'''Bart''': (''rubs hands'') Hoo hoo, baby! |
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:''Master bedroom. Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.'' | :''Master bedroom. Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.'' | ||
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:'''Homer''': Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down. | :'''Homer''': Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down. | ||
:'''Marge''': No, Homer! Not-- | :'''Marge''': No, Homer! Not-- | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': (Sticks foot over floor) It’s coming down. My foot, it’s-- | + | :'''Homer''': (''Sticks foot over floor'') It’s coming down. My foot, it’s-- |
:'''Marge''': No! | :'''Marge''': No! | ||
:'''Homer''': That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down) | :'''Homer''': That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down) | ||
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| − | (Bart and the family watch TV.) | + | :(''Bart and the family watch TV.'') |
:'''Bart''': Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! … Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. … (Laughs) Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! (Chuckles) | :'''Bart''': Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! … Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. … (Laughs) Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! (Chuckles) | ||
{{Season 2 Q}} | {{Season 2 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 19:25, September 12, 2010
- Homer: Family, I have an important announcement. The Simpsons have cable!
- Bart & Lisa{in unison}: Cable!
- Bart and Lisa rush over to TV.
- Homer: MTV for the kids, VH1 for us, it has everything Marge.
- Marge: But Homer, are you sure we can afford this?
- Homer: Nothing a month? I think we can swing that!
- Bart: (about Hell) Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?
- Mrs. Albright: Yes, Bart?
- Bart: Are there pirates in Hell?
- Mrs. Albright: Yes, thousands of them.
- Bart: (rubs hands) Hoo hoo, baby!
- Master bedroom. Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.
- Marge: Homer, this illegal cable hookup is wrong. If you really want cable in this house we ought to subscribe to it.
- Homer: I cannot afford it!
- Marge: But Homer, I’m afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.
- Homer{sternly}: Marge, I never put my foot down about anything.
- Marge: No--
- Homer: But I am severely tempted to do it over this. (Raises foot)
- Marge: Oh, Homer.
- Homer: Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down.
- Marge: No, Homer! Not--
- Homer: (Sticks foot over floor) It’s coming down. My foot, it’s--
- Marge: No!
- Homer: That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)
- (Bart and the family watch TV.)
- Bart: Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! … Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. … (Laughs) Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! (Chuckles)
