Difference between revisions of "Jaws Wired Shut/Quotes"
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| − | (When the donkey gets tired) | + | :(When the donkey gets tired) |
:'''Homer: '''Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass. | :'''Homer: '''Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass. | ||
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| − | (At the demolition derby) | + | :(At the demolition derby) |
:'''Marge''': Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive! | :'''Marge''': Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive! | ||
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| − | (From the set of Afternoon Yak.) | + | :(From the set of Afternoon Yak.) |
:'''Barbara Walters-Type''': Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw? | :'''Barbara Walters-Type''': Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw? | ||
:'''Marge''': Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures. | :'''Marge''': Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures. | ||
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:'''Marge''': (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight! | :'''Marge''': (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight! | ||
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| − | (At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.) | + | :(At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.) |
:'''Homer''': Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg. | :'''Homer''': Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg. | ||
{{Season 13 Q}} | {{Season 13 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 13:08, December 22, 2010
- (When the donkey gets tired)
- Homer: Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
- (At the demolition derby)
- Marge: Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!
- (From the set of Afternoon Yak.)
- Barbara Walters-Type: Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
- Marge: Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures.
- Homer: (Shamefully) Krackle was my favorite.
- Grampa: Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage." And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw." And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox." 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
- Marge: A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.
- Marge: (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!
- (At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.)
- Homer: Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.
