Difference between revisions of "The Blunder Years/Quotes"

Revision as of 12:37, July 23, 2010

Quotes

Mr. Burns: "What are you people doing in my corpse hatch?!"

Chief Wiggum: "Mr Burns, you're under arrest for murder!"

Mr. Burns: "Oh, did I say "corpse hatch"? I meant "innocence tube!""

Homer: "Wait a minute! I remember falling in the mud, but I don't think that's why I've been screaming."

Moe: "Fine, crap all over my theory."

Young Moe: "Ah, look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody."

Marge: "Well, is anything coming back to you?"

Homer: "There have been so many classic Simpsons moments. I remember the time I tried to jump Springfield Gorge"

(Cut to flashback)

Homer: "I'm gonna make it!"

(Cut back)

Lisa: "No, dad! Everyone's sick of that memory!"

(Lenny and Carl bring Homer home.)

Carl: "Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disruptin' things at work."

Lenny: "Yeah! He ruined nap time and quiet time!"

Marge:" I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire."

Homer: "Yeah. Nothing gets hurt, except feelings."

Lisa: "I came as home as fast as I could! What's going on?"

Marge: "Watch what happens when I spill this blue liquid."

(She cleans it with the paper towel.)

Lisa: "You pulled me out of school for this?"