Difference between revisions of "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes/Quotes"
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:'''Lisa''': Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that! | :'''Lisa''': Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that! | ||
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| − | (Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts) | + | :(''Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts'') |
:'''Chief Wiggum''': In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee. | :'''Chief Wiggum''': In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee. | ||
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:'''Leader''': As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now. | :'''Leader''': As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': (Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out) I'm sorry, what? | + | :'''Homer''': (''Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out'') I'm sorry, what? |
| − | (Next scene at the Simpson house) | + | :(''Next scene at the Simpson house'') |
:'''Marge''': Homie! | :'''Marge''': Homie! | ||
| − | :'''Fake Homer''': (Speaking with a German accent) Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home! | + | :'''Fake Homer''': (''Speaking with a German accent'') Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home! |
:'''Marge''': You're not my husband! | :'''Marge''': You're not my husband! | ||
:'''Fake Homer''': Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex. | :'''Fake Homer''': Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex. | ||
Revision as of 10:45, September 11, 2010
- Homer: No one can silence me but me!
- Fake Homer: That arranged can be.
- Homer: Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!
- Lisa: Well, you can't post news if you don't have any.
- Homer: That's a great idea! I'll just make up some news!
- Lisa: Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!
- (Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts)
- Chief Wiggum: In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.
- Leader: As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now.
- Homer: (Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out) I'm sorry, what?
- (Next scene at the Simpson house)
- Marge: Homie!
- Fake Homer: (Speaking with a German accent) Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
- Marge: You're not my husband!
- Fake Homer: Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
- Marge: Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.
