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Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes"

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:'''Homer''': (sniffing) Hmm, fish. Oh, no, that's me! (yells)
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:'''[[Nelson]]: '''Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in  jaaiil!
 
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(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)
 
(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)

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Nelson: Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!

(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)

Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.
Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.
Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good.

(he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam)

Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!

Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?
Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.

(At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods)

Homer; So long, kids!

(he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods)

Homer: Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.
Bart: Other brother and sister?

(they see skeletons who look like them)

Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.

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