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:'''Barney''': "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."
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:'''Homer''': "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"
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:'''[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]''': "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."
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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"
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:'''Cletus''': "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"
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:'''Brandine''': "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."
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:'''[[Cletus Spuckler|Cletus]]''': "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"
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:'''[[Brandine Spuckler|Brandine]]''': "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."
 
:'''Cletus''': "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."
 
:'''Cletus''': "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."
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:''(Homer and Bart look through the trash)''
 
:''(Homer and Bart look through the trash)''
 
:'''Homer''': "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."
 
:'''Homer''': "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."
 
:'''Bart''': "Dad, that's a sports bra."
 
:'''Bart''': "Dad, that's a sports bra."
 
:'''Homer''': "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."
 
:'''Homer''': "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."
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:'''Lisa''': "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
 
:'''Lisa''': "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
 
:'''Bart''': "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."
 
:'''Bart''': "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."
 
:'''Lisa''': "That picture's a cliche."
 
:'''Lisa''': "That picture's a cliche."
 
:'''Bart''': "Picture?"
 
:'''Bart''': "Picture?"
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Revision as of 11:14, September 7, 2010



Barney: "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."
Homer: "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"


Cletus: "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"
Brandine: "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."
Cletus: "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."




(Homer and Bart look through the trash)
Homer: "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."
Bart: "Dad, that's a sports bra."
Homer: "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."




Lisa: "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
Bart: "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."
Lisa: "That picture's a cliche."
Bart: "Picture?"


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