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:where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur, | :where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur, | ||
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:Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: | :Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: | ||
::<i>The Answer.</i> | ::<i>The Answer.</i> | ||
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:Bart: Hey. "Just because we don't understand electricity, | :Bart: Hey. "Just because we don't understand electricity, | ||
::doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits." | ::doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits." | ||
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| − | Mrs K in front of the Class | + | <hr />Mrs K in front of the Class |
:Mrs K :You're children. Why do you all need cell phones? | :Mrs K :You're children. Why do you all need cell phones? | ||
:Milhouse: Safety. | :Milhouse: Safety. | ||
Revision as of 11:42, May 12, 2010
[ The Answer]] commercial
- My life was over.
- I'd lost my job, my husband left me.
- I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.
- And then I found...
- The Answer.
- SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE
- The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,
- who hid it under a rock
- where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,
- who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,
- where it was found by Pat Sajak.
- These great men knew The Answer.
- The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.
- Learn The Answer, and change your life.
- Available wherever dubious,
- quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.
Bart Visiting Mrs K
- Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you:
- The Answer.
- "This book uses the ancient power of wanting."
- Bart: Hey. "Just because we don't understand electricity,
- doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits."
Mrs K in front of the Class
- Mrs K :You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
- Milhouse: Safety.
- Emergencies.
- Safety.
- Jimbo: Educational.
