Difference between revisions of "Dial "N" for Nerder/Quotes"
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk." | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk." | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />:''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]'' |
| − | :''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]'' | ||
:'''Lisa''': "May I join you?" | :'''Lisa''': "May I join you?" | ||
:'''Martin''': "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!" | :'''Martin''': "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!" | ||
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:'''Lisa''': ''[interrupting]'' "Bart, he's not gonna get it." | :'''Lisa''': ''[interrupting]'' "Bart, he's not gonna get it." | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />:''[Now riding by himself, [[Bart]] sees a sleeping [[Sideshow Mel]] and decides to pull a prank ...]'' |
| − | :''[Now riding by himself, [[Bart]] sees a sleeping [[Sideshow Mel]] and decides to pull a prank ...]'' | ||
:'''Bart''': "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." ''[steals the bone from Mel's hair]'' | :'''Bart''': "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." ''[steals the bone from Mel's hair]'' | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />:''[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]'' |
| − | :''[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]'' | ||
:'''[[Martin]]''': "A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major [[wikipedia:Homo|''Homos'']]." | :'''[[Martin]]''': "A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major [[wikipedia:Homo|''Homos'']]." | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': "'''You're''' one of the major-" | :'''[[Bart]]''': "'''You're''' one of the major-" | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]'''" ''[interrupting, sharply | + | :'''[[Lisa]]'''" ''[interrupting, sharply]'' "Forget it!" |
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />:''[The ''[[Sneakers]]'' host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' |
| − | :''[The ''[[Sneakers]]'' host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' | ||
:'''Host''': "That's it, Marge. Slap him good." | :'''Host''': "That's it, Marge. Slap him good." | ||
:''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]'' | :''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]'' | ||
Revision as of 21:09, August 12, 2010
- Homer: "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk."
:[While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
- Lisa: "May I join you?"
- Martin: "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!"
- Bart: "Well, I agree you blow."
- Martin: "Then it's a plan!"
- Bart: "A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!"
- Martin: "High praise indeed!"
- Bart: "When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ..."
- Lisa: [interrupting] "Bart, he's not gonna get it."
:[Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
- Bart: "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
:[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]
- Martin: "A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos."
- Bart: "You're one of the major-"
- Lisa" [interrupting, sharply] "Forget it!"
:[The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
- Host: "That's it, Marge. Slap him good."
- [Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
- Marge: "Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy."
