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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk."
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk."
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:''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]''
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:'''Lisa''': "May I join you?"
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:'''Martin''': "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!"
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:'''Bart''': "Well, I agree you blow."
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:'''Martin''': "Then it's a plan!"
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:'''Bart''': "A lot of people blow.  But no one blows like you!"
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:'''Martin''': "High praise indeed!"
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:'''Bart''': "When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ..."
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:'''Lisa''': ''[interrupting]'' "Bart, he's not gonna get it."
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:''[Now riding by himself, [[Bart]] sess a sleeping [[Sideshow Mel]] and decides to pull a prank ...]''
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:'''Bart''': "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." ''[steals the bone from Mel's hair]''
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:''[The [[Sneakers]] host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]''
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:'''Host''': "That's it, Marge.  Slap him good."
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:''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]''
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:'''Marge''': "Sick!  You're not trying to help our marriage.  You're trying to split us up!  Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy."
  
 
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{{Season 19 Q}}

Revision as of 10:46, May 11, 2010



Homer: "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk."

[While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
Lisa: "May I join you?"
Martin: "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!"
Bart: "Well, I agree you blow."
Martin: "Then it's a plan!"
Bart: "A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!"
Martin: "High praise indeed!"
Bart: "When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ..."
Lisa: [interrupting] "Bart, he's not gonna get it."

[Now riding by himself, Bart sess a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
Bart: "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." [steals the bone from Mel's hair]

[The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
Host: "That's it, Marge. Slap him good."
[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
Marge: "Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy."

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