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| − | :[At | + | :''[At [[Homer]]'s barbecue, [[Lisa]] has just stolen the pig, using the riding lawnmower to push the grill out of the yard and up a steep slope, while Homer and [[Bart]] chase after her. When Lisa gets to the top of the slope, the grill starts rolling downhill, building up speed. Homer and Bart now chase after the grill, while it rolls into a street and through a hedge.]'' |
| − | : | + | :'''Homer''': "It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!" |
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Homer and Bart keep running after the grill. The grill rolls into traffic (miraculously missing every car) and crashes into a bridge railing. The pig keeps going and ends up splashing into the river.]'' |
| − | : | + | :'''Homer''': "It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good!" |
| − | :''[The pig floats downstream to a dam where it gets caught in the spillway, blocking it. Water builds up behind the pig until the pressure pushes the pig the rest of the way through the spillway, blasting it into the sky. | + | :''[The pig floats downstream to a dam where it gets caught in the spillway, blocking it. Water builds up behind the pig until the pressure pushes the pig the rest of the way through the spillway, blasting it into the sky. Homer and Bart watch from on top of the dam.]'' |
| − | : | + | :'''Homer''': "It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!" |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart''': ''[crestfallen]'' "It's gone." |
| − | : | + | :'''Homer''': ''[even more crestfallen]'' "I know." |
| − | :''[Meanwhile, | + | :''[Meanwhile, [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Smithers]] are in Burns' office, looking out the window.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Burns''': "You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!" |
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Burns and Smithers laugh. Just then, Homer's pig soars by as they watch through the window, shocking them into silence.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Smithers''': "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?" |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Burns''': "No, I'd still prefer not." |
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| − | : | + | :'''Sherri''': Look, it is Mrs. Potato Head! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Terri''': She has a head of lettuce! |
| − | : | + | :'''Ralph''': And to think, I used to have a crush on that girl. |
| − | : | + | :'''Sherri''': So tell us, is it true you love carrots and want to marry one? |
| − | : | + | :'''Lisa'''{sarcastically}: Yes, I am going to marry a carrot. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Terri''': Ah! She admitted it herself! |
{{Season 7 Q}} | {{Season 7 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 06:20, July 25, 2010
- [At Homer's barbecue, Lisa has just stolen the pig, using the riding lawnmower to push the grill out of the yard and up a steep slope, while Homer and Bart chase after her. When Lisa gets to the top of the slope, the grill starts rolling downhill, building up speed. Homer and Bart now chase after the grill, while it rolls into a street and through a hedge.]
- Homer: "It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!"
- [Homer and Bart keep running after the grill. The grill rolls into traffic (miraculously missing every car) and crashes into a bridge railing. The pig keeps going and ends up splashing into the river.]
- Homer: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good!"
- [The pig floats downstream to a dam where it gets caught in the spillway, blocking it. Water builds up behind the pig until the pressure pushes the pig the rest of the way through the spillway, blasting it into the sky. Homer and Bart watch from on top of the dam.]
- Homer: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!"
- Bart: [crestfallen] "It's gone."
- Homer: [even more crestfallen] "I know."
- Burns: "You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!"
- [Burns and Smithers laugh. Just then, Homer's pig soars by as they watch through the window, shocking them into silence.]
- Smithers: "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?"
- Burns: "No, I'd still prefer not."
- Sherri: Look, it is Mrs. Potato Head!
- Terri: She has a head of lettuce!
- Ralph: And to think, I used to have a crush on that girl.
- Sherri: So tell us, is it true you love carrots and want to marry one?
- Lisa{sarcastically}: Yes, I am going to marry a carrot.
- Terri: Ah! She admitted it herself!
