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Difference between revisions of "Lisa the Tree Hugger/Quotes"

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[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.
 
[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.
  
 
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[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.
 
[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.
  
Homer Simpson: [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], she's gonna narc on our stash.
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Homer: [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], she's gonna narc on our stash.
  
 
[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]: You don't have a stash.
 
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Marge: Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! ''(laughs)''
  
Marge: Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! ''(laughs)''
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''[We see headline; it says "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand - Six Dead"]''

Revision as of 13:43, March 30, 2010


Kent Brockman: The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at Krusty Burger. Krusty the Clown has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, Jesse Grass, the dreadlock dreamboat who's birkenstock is on the rise!

Homer: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.


Lisa: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.

Homer: Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash.

Marge: You don't have a stash.

Homer: No, of...course...not.


Marge: Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! (laughs)

[We see headline; it says "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand - Six Dead"]