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| − | :''' | + | :''[The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from Great-Aunt Hortense, who has recently passed away. [[Marge]] takes the kids to the bank to deposit their money.]] |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Marge''': "You'll feel better knowing your money's is in the hands of professionals." |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bank Clerk''': ''[wearing an ape mask]'' "Uk, uk. Are you folks ready to go ape?" |
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[protesting]'' "Mom ..." | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': "A professional in an ape mask is still a professional." | ||
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| + | :''[In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Coporation has just received a phone call, inquiring about [[Krusty the Clown]]'s account.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Representative''': "I'm sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account." | ||
| + | :''The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.'' | ||
| + | :'''Representative''': "Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! ''[sighs resignedly]]'' Oh, it's too hot today." | ||
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| + | :''[Thanks to [[Bart]]'s alerting the bank about [[Krusty]]'s Cayman Islands account, Krusty has been arrested. The bank clerk fills Bart in on what's happened.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bank Clerk''': "It turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, though. I love Krusty." | ||
| + | :''[Bart groans.]'' | ||
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| + | :''[On the evening news, [[Kent Brockman]] reports on [[Krusty]]'s arrest and [[Bart]]'s role in it. Bart feels remorseful.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?" | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, don't beat yourself up over it." | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow." | ||
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Revision as of 14:07, August 26, 2010
- [The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from Great-Aunt Hortense, who has recently passed away. Marge takes the kids to the bank to deposit their money.]]
- Marge: "You'll feel better knowing your money's is in the hands of professionals."
- Bank Clerk: [wearing an ape mask] "Uk, uk. Are you folks ready to go ape?"
- Lisa: [protesting] "Mom ..."
- Marge: "A professional in an ape mask is still a professional."
- [In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Coporation has just received a phone call, inquiring about Krusty the Clown's account.]
- Representative: "I'm sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account."
- The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.
- Representative: "Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sighs resignedly]] Oh, it's too hot today."
- [Thanks to Bart's alerting the bank about Krusty's Cayman Islands account, Krusty has been arrested. The bank clerk fills Bart in on what's happened.]
- Bank Clerk: "It turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, though. I love Krusty."
- [Bart groans.]
- [On the evening news, Kent Brockman reports on Krusty's arrest and Bart's role in it. Bart feels remorseful.]
- Bart: "Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?"
- Lisa: "It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, don't beat yourself up over it."
- Bart: "Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow."
