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Difference between revisions of "Mona Leaves-a/Quotes"

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Squeaky-Voiced Teen (under stuffing): (moans)
 
Squeaky-Voiced Teen (under stuffing): (moans)
 
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[[Marge]]: (sees Homer lying in bed) Homie, why are you still lying in bed. Is this what your mother would want?
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[[Marge]]: (sees Homer lying in bed) C'mon Homie. Your mother would've wanted you to stay in bed forever.
  
 
Homer: I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies! (starts crying)
 
Homer: I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies! (starts crying)
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Marge: (to Bart) Say something comforting.
 
Marge: (to Bart) Say something comforting.
  
[[Bart]]: (trying to think of something comforting to say) Uh...Dad? Every time I'd hang out with Grandma, she would ask me about you. And I'd say you'd suck. And then she says that you don't suck that bad.
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[[Bart]]: (trying to think of something comforting to say) Uh...Dad? Whenever, I would hang out with Grandma, she would always ask me about you. And I say you'd suck. And she would say that you don't suck that bad.
  
 
Homer: She said I didn't suck?
 
Homer: She said I didn't suck?

Revision as of 14:07, April 8, 2010


Lisa: (when Homer is in a rage in the recording bear section of Stuff-n-Hug) Mom,code 4!

Squeaky-Voiced Teen:How much love do you want?

Ralph Wiggum:I want all the love!

(stuffing machine explodes; stuffing covers up Squeaky-Voiced Teen)

Squeaky-Voiced Teen (under stuffing): (moans)


Marge: (sees Homer lying in bed) C'mon Homie. Your mother would've wanted you to stay in bed forever.

Homer: I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies! (starts crying)

Marge: (to Bart) Say something comforting.

Bart: (trying to think of something comforting to say) Uh...Dad? Whenever, I would hang out with Grandma, she would always ask me about you. And I say you'd suck. And she would say that you don't suck that bad.

Homer: She said I didn't suck?

Bart: That bad.

Homer: That bad...wow.

Bart: (quietly) Yeah. Template:Season 19 Q