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Quotes

(When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life)

Candy Ball: "I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!"

Homer: "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!"

Homer: (looking at a children's book) "The Bear Went Over The Mountain"?!

(looks at another)

Homer:"'The Berenstain Bears"!! Ah! Ah!"

(sighs in relief as he looks at another)

Homer:"Goldilocks."

(sees the rest of the title)

Homer:"AND THE THREE BEARS!!!"

(He flees in a panic)

(After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines)

Homer: "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur."

(He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face)

Homer: "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" (gasps, gets an idea) "They're looking for a male bear, right ... ?

(pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand)

Homer: Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!'

(Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear)

Grant: "... Unless we take him down!" (cocks shotgun)

Cletus: "Yeah, all the way down." (cocks shotgun)

Grant: "What you said didn't really add much." (cocks shotgun)

Cletus: "I know. I just wanted to belong." (cocks shotgun)

Grant: "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." (cocks shotgun)

(The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns)