Difference between revisions of "User:TheUnderfaker"

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<choose> <option>====Homer: Glowsticks, get your angel glowsticks! No one gets into Heaven without a glowstick.
Flanders: I'll take four!====</option> <option>====Homer: Marge, it's uterus, not uter–you.====</option> <option>====Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just got finished lying. But NOT…WHEN I'M TELLING…THE TRUTH!====</option> <option>===="You don't have to be crazy to be committed here, but it helps." — Sign on the wall of the New Bedlam Insane Asylum====</option> <option>===="Today, our town lost what remains of its fragile civility, drowned in a sea of low–fat pudding. We are a town of lowbrows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. Thirty-two bars, but no alternative theater. Thirteen stores that begin with 'Le Sex.' I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We can better ourselves!" — Lisa Simpson====</option> <option>====Homer: Come 'ere, boy, I wanna show you something.
Bart: What's that? A homemade bat?
Homer: It's something very special: a homemade bat.====</option> </choose>

Another quote

  Homer
  "Lisa the Skeptic"
      "The Boys of Bummer"
  The Simpsons: Hit & Run (although I must concede The Simpsons Game is funnier—that's funnier, not funner)
At the time, I could not think of a clever Simpsons title, so I used my second–favorite passion, wrestling. Ironically, there really was an "Underfaker". He and the real Undertaker squared off at SummerSlam to settle the score.