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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds|'Round Springfield|The PTA Disbands}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds|'Round Springfield|The PTA Disbands}} | ||
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| + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]''': "Five dollars a head for admission? But last year it was free!" | ||
:'''Ticket agent''': "New ownership." (''Points out sign)'' | :'''Ticket agent''': "New ownership." (''Points out sign)'' | ||
:'''''Sign''': ''DIZ-NEE HISTORICAL PARK. SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD. | :'''''Sign''': ''DIZ-NEE HISTORICAL PARK. SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Edna Krabappel]]''': "We'll Seymour I hope your happy, we've lost 5 children on this trip" | ||
:'''Principal Skinner''': "God bless the man who invented permission slips" | :'''Principal Skinner''': "God bless the man who invented permission slips" | ||
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:'''Teacher with glasses''': "Skinner says the teachers will ''crack'' any minute, purple monkey, dishwasher" | :'''Teacher with glasses''': "Skinner says the teachers will ''crack'' any minute, purple monkey, dishwasher" | ||
:'''Edna''': "WELL!! We'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark!" | :'''Edna''': "WELL!! We'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark!" | ||
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:'''Homer''': Lousy teachers trying to palm off our kids on us! | :'''Homer''': Lousy teachers trying to palm off our kids on us! | ||
:'''Lisa''': But, Dad. By striking, they're trying to effect the change in management so that they could be more happier and more productive. | :'''Lisa''': But, Dad. By striking, they're trying to effect the change in management so that they could be more happier and more productive. | ||
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- Principal Skinner: "Five dollars a head for admission? But last year it was free!"
- Ticket agent: "New ownership." (Points out sign)
- Sign: DIZ-NEE HISTORICAL PARK. SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD.
- Principal Skinner: "What school can afford that?"
- A double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus
- Principal Valiant: "Here is the admission, plus a little something for you. See that they get a little extra education, will you?"
- Principal Skinner: "He thinks he is so hot ever since he won the Princey Awards. Those things are rigged."
- Edna Krabappel: "We'll Seymour I hope your happy, we've lost 5 children on this trip"
- Principal Skinner: "God bless the man who invented permission slips"
- Bart: "Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute!"
- (The teachers spread the message to one another)
- Teacher with glasses: "Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey, dishwasher"
- Edna: "WELL!! We'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark!"
- Homer: Lousy teachers trying to palm off our kids on us!
- Lisa: But, Dad. By striking, they're trying to effect the change in management so that they could be more happier and more productive.
- Homer: Lisa! You don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in everyday and do it really half assed. That's the American way!
