Difference between revisions of "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington/Quotes"
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:'''Tour guide''': This is the IRS building. | :'''Tour guide''': This is the IRS building. | ||
:'''Homer''': Boo! BOO! | :'''Homer''': Boo! BOO! | ||
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:''Trahn has won the essay contest and is presented with an oversized check for $10,000'' | :''Trahn has won the essay contest and is presented with an oversized check for $10,000'' | ||
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:''Audience laughs at they think Homer can make a proper lighthearted joke'' | :''Audience laughs at they think Homer can make a proper lighthearted joke'' | ||
:'''Homer'''{talking to himself}: DOH! I was serious! | :'''Homer'''{talking to himself}: DOH! I was serious! | ||
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:''Oil lobbyist is dressed in an outfit similar to the [[Rich Texan]] and presents Congressman Arnold with a picture of an oil derrick protruding from Teddy Roosevelt's image on Mount Rushmore'' | :''Oil lobbyist is dressed in an outfit similar to the [[Rich Texan]] and presents Congressman Arnold with a picture of an oil derrick protruding from Teddy Roosevelt's image on Mount Rushmore'' | ||
Revision as of 08:47, September 30, 2009
- Tour guide: This is the IRS building.
- Homer: Boo! BOO!
- Trahn has won the essay contest and is presented with an oversized check for $10,000
- Trahn: I wish to thank all those who participated in the essay contest, and I believe Lisa Simpson deserves special recognition for her negative, albeit powerful and true speech.
- Homer{shouting}: So give her the check!
- Audience laughs at they think Homer can make a proper lighthearted joke
- Homer{talking to himself}: DOH! I was serious!
- Oil lobbyist is dressed in an outfit similar to the Rich Texan and presents Congressman Arnold with a picture of an oil derrick protruding from Teddy Roosevelt's image on Mount Rushmore
- Oil lobbyist: Congressman, we would like to drill for oil in Teddy Roosevelt's head.
- Congressman Arnold: Much as I would like to help you, I believe people will be concerned about the sight of an oil derrick atop a President who was...
- Oil lobbyist presents a briefcase full of cash
- Congressman Arnold: Teddy who?
- Oil lobbyist presents a badge and several men in navy windbreakers storm Congressman's office
- Oil lobbyist: FBI! Bob Arnold, you are under arrest for graft!
- A motion is made in Congress to expel Bob Arnold from the House of Representatives, which is approved by the House. The bill is sent to President Bush the Elder for ratification. Bush the Elder is meeting with an African diplomat at the time he is signing the bill sealing Bob Arnold's doom
- President Bush the Elder: This ought to please my bosses.
- African Diplomat: YOUR bosses?!
- President Bush the Elder: Oh yes sir! All 250 million of them!
