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:''Commemoration of the SNPP billboard''
 
:''Commemoration of the SNPP billboard''
:'''Mayor Quimby''': And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such
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:'''Mayor Quimby''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
:'''Warning sign''': NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
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:'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
 
:''Strong applause''
 
:''Strong applause''
:'''Warning sign''': MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.
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:'''Warning sign''': [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
 
:''Moderate applause''
 
:''Moderate applause''
:'''Warning sign''': MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.
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:'''Warning sign''': [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
 
:''Weak applause''
 
:''Weak applause''
:'''Warning sign''': CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.
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:'''Warning sign''': [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
 
:''Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous''
 
:''Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous''
:'''Homer''': Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!
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:'''Homer''': "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"
 
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:'''Homer''': Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
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:'''Homer''': "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
:'''Postal Worker''': Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
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:'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
:'''Homer''': I don't know.
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:'''Homer''':" I don't know."
 
:''Outside post office sitting on steps''
 
:''Outside post office sitting on steps''
:'''Homer''': Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?
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:'''Homer''': "Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?"
 
:{{Season 2 Q}}
 
:{{Season 2 Q}}
 
[[Category:Quotes]]
 
[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 04:58, June 20, 2010



Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
Strong applause
Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
Moderate applause
Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
Weak applause
Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
Homer:" I don't know."
Outside post office sitting on steps
Homer: "Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?"
Template:Season 2 Q