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:''Commemoration of the SNPP billboard'' | :''Commemoration of the SNPP billboard'' | ||
− | :'''Mayor Quimby''': And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such | + | :'''Mayor Quimby''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such" |
− | :'''Warning sign''': NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE. | + | :'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.] |
:''Strong applause'' | :''Strong applause'' | ||
− | :'''Warning sign''': MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS. | + | :'''Warning sign''': [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.] |
:''Moderate applause'' | :''Moderate applause'' | ||
− | :'''Warning sign''': MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY. | + | :'''Warning sign''': [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.] |
:''Weak applause'' | :''Weak applause'' | ||
− | :'''Warning sign''': CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS. | + | :'''Warning sign''': [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.] |
:''Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous'' | :''Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous'' | ||
− | :'''Homer''': Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign! | + | :'''Homer''': "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!" |
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− | :'''Homer''': Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. | + | :'''Homer''': "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." |
− | :'''Postal Worker''': Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name? | + | :'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?" |
− | :'''Homer''': I don't know. | + | :'''Homer''':" I don't know." |
:''Outside post office sitting on steps'' | :''Outside post office sitting on steps'' | ||
− | :'''Homer''': Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas? | + | :'''Homer''': "Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?" |
:{{Season 2 Q}} | :{{Season 2 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] |
Revision as of 04:58, June 20, 2010
- Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
- Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
- Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
- Strong applause
- Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
- Moderate applause
- Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
- Weak applause
- Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
- Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
- Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"
- Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
- Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
- Homer:" I don't know."
- Outside post office sitting on steps
- Homer: "Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?"
- Template:Season 2 Q