Difference between revisions of "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily/Quotes"
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:'''Marge''': You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie. | :'''Marge''': You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie. | ||
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| − | '''Homer:''' | + | :'''Homer:''': Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear. |
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| + | :''Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.'' | ||
| + | :'''Edna Krabappel''': Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened? | ||
| + | :''Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.'' | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One! | ||
| + | :''Springfield Elementary.'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart'''{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse? | ||
| + | :''Milhouse is suffering from ultralow body temperatures and is shivering.'' | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse'''{talking to himself}: So cold...so very cold. | ||
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Revision as of 06:32, June 24, 2010
- Lisa: Mom! You mother us too much!
- Marge: Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you!
- Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.
- Homer: Marge! A spider got near the car keys!
- Marge: You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie.
- Homer:: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear.
- Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.
- Edna Krabappel: Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened?
- Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.
- Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One!
- Springfield Elementary.
- Bart{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse?
- Milhouse is suffering from ultralow body temperatures and is shivering.
- Milhouse{talking to himself}: So cold...so very cold.
Marge:"I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude."
Bart:"Here you go, Todd, the city edition."
Ned Flanders:"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?"
Lisa:"Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality."
- Maude Flanders: Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining.
- Bart: The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk!
- Maggie removes her pacifier.
- Maggie: Daddily doodily!
- Marge: The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!
- Homer is shocked by what Marge unitentionally said and ushers her out.
- Homer: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us!
