Difference between revisions of "Homer the Smithers/Quotes"
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:'''Homer''': Smithers probably selected me because of my ability to motivate people. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around. | :'''Homer''': Smithers probably selected me because of my ability to motivate people. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around. | ||
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Good Lord, Smithers! You look attrocious! I thought I ordered you to take a vacation. | :'''Mr. Burns''': Good Lord, Smithers! You look attrocious! I thought I ordered you to take a vacation. | ||
:'''Homer''': Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I am his replacement, Homer Simpson. | :'''Homer''': Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I am his replacement, Homer Simpson. | ||
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:'''Homer''': But I think the dodo went extinct... | :'''Homer''': But I think the dodo went extinct... | ||
:'''Mr. Burns'''{interrupting}: Get going! And after that install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills! | :'''Mr. Burns'''{interrupting}: Get going! And after that install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills! | ||
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Homer, you have done more for me than any man ever could. Your brutal attack forced me to do things for myself. I realized being waited on hand and foot is OK for your average Joe, but not for me. | :'''Mr. Burns''': Homer, you have done more for me than any man ever could. Your brutal attack forced me to do things for myself. I realized being waited on hand and foot is OK for your average Joe, but not for me. | ||
Revision as of 15:20, September 7, 2010
- Mr. Burns: "You call this a super computer!"
- Homer: Smithers probably selected me because of my ability to motivate people. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around.
- Mr. Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look attrocious! I thought I ordered you to take a vacation.
- Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I am his replacement, Homer Simpson.
- Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Very well, I will have my lunch. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
- Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct...
- Mr. Burns{interrupting}: Get going! And after that install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills!
- Mr. Burns: Homer, you have done more for me than any man ever could. Your brutal attack forced me to do things for myself. I realized being waited on hand and foot is OK for your average Joe, but not for me.
