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:''Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music''
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:'''Homer''': Clown is funny.
 
:'''Homer''': Clown is funny.
 
:'''Lenny''': Hey Homer, is not that sector you were supposed to be monitoring on fire?
 
:'''Lenny''': Hey Homer, is not that sector you were supposed to be monitoring on fire?
 
:''Four clowns tumble into room to clown music''
 
:''Four clowns tumble into room to clown music''
 
:'''Homer''': Clowns are funny.
 
:'''Homer''': Clowns are funny.
:''Performing clowns transform into Karl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame''
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:''Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame''
:'''Karl and Charlie''': AUGH! HELP US!
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:'''Carl and Charlie''': AUGH! HELP US!
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:''Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement''
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:'''Lisa''': Wow, Dad, if there ever was a bastardized version of Krusty, I am glad it is you.
 
:'''Lisa''': Wow, Dad, if there ever was a bastardized version of Krusty, I am glad it is you.
 
:'''Homer''': Thanks kids. And this is for you.
 
:'''Homer''': Thanks kids. And this is for you.

Revision as of 22:39, May 28, 2010




:Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music
Homer: Clown is funny.
Lenny: Hey Homer, is not that sector you were supposed to be monitoring on fire?
Four clowns tumble into room to clown music
Homer: Clowns are funny.
Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame
Carl and Charlie: AUGH! HELP US!

:Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement
Lisa: Wow, Dad, if there ever was a bastardized version of Krusty, I am glad it is you.
Homer: Thanks kids. And this is for you.
Homer's flower shoots water at Lisa and Bart
Bart and Lisa: DAD! ha ha

Krusty: "Today you have graduated from Krusty's Klown Kollege. Now go home and do flea markets, card shows, movie premieres and all the other piddling crap I would not touch with a ten-foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins, er, I mean sheepskins.

Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
(people get mad)
Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."
(people forgive him)
Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."

Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty
Homer: You have to believe me, I am not Krusty! My name is Homer Simpson!
Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through our club?
Homer: Ulp! Er, Barney Gumble!
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps stalking my sister?
Homer: Eeek! Uh, Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the U.S. Senate about organized crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Fat Tony: The same Benedict Arnold who conspired to surrender West Point to the hated British?

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