Difference between revisions of "Homer the Vigilante/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Flanders''' | + | :'''Flanders:''' "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" ''(Everyone cheers.)'' |
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| − | + | *Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money. | |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?" | |
| − | :'''Homer | + | :'''Student:''' ''(pause)'' "Sears." |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' "GET HIM!" ''(They proceed in chasing the student.)'' |
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| − | + | :'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!" | |
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| − | + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%." | |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that." | |
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- Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" (Everyone cheers.)
- Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.
- Homer: "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"
- Student: (pause) "Sears."
- Homer: "GET HIM!" (They proceed in chasing the student.)
- Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
- Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
- Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
