Difference between revisions of "Cape Feare/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
Solar Dragon (talk | contribs) |
|||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | {{TabQ | + | {{TabQ|gags=yes}} |
| − | | | ||
| − | }} | ||
{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer's Barbershop Quartet|Homer Goes to College}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer's Barbershop Quartet|Homer Goes to College}} | ||
| − | :'''Blue-Haired Lawyer''' | + | :'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]:''' But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest? |
| − | :'''Bob''' | + | :'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'. |
| − | :'''Official''' | + | :'''Official:''' No one who speaks German could be an evil man. |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Sideshow Bob: | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' Hello Bart! |
| − | :'''Bart: | + | :'''Bart:''' Mom, Dad! |
| − | :'''Sideshow Bob: | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' Your family can't help you now. |
| − | :'' | + | :''[The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up]'' |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[seeing Homer asleep with some drool]'' "OH NO! Dad's been drugged! |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[annoyed]'' No, he hasn't! |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | : '''[[Sideshow Bob]]''' | + | :'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Now, Bart, any last requests? |
| − | : '''[[Bart Simpson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart Simpson]]:''' ''[sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time]'' Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it. |
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''' | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' No, go on. |
| − | : '''Bart Simpson''' | + | :'''Bart Simpson:''' It's just that you have such a beautiful voice... |
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''' | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' Guilty as charged. |
| − | : '''Bart Simpson''' | + | :'''Bart Simpson:''' Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore". |
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''' | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and ''[singing]'' We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty...'' |
| − | : | + | :''[later]'' |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:'''I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why... |
| − | + | :''[later]'' | |
| − | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' '' ...What never? | |
| − | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''... | + | :'''Bart:''' No never. |
| − | :'''Bart:''' | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' What never? |
| − | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Hardly ever! |
| − | :'''Bart:''' | + | : '''Bart and Sideshow Bob:''' He's hardly ever sick at sea... |
| − | : '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''' | + | :''[later]'' |
| − | + | : '''Sideshow Bob:''' ...For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman! ''[spoken]'' And now ''[draws his sword]'' the final curtain... ''[walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying. [[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] [[Eddie and Lou|and other policemen are]] on shore in their bathrobes]'' | |
| − | + | :'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[cocks his gun]'' "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest. | |
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''' | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' By Lucifer's beard! |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | : '''Chief Wiggum: ''' | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob: ''' | ||
| − | |||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Bart: '''Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's | + | :'''Bart:''' Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's [[Dennis the Menace]]. |
{{Season 5 Q}} | {{Season 5 Q}} | ||
| − | |||
Revision as of 12:51, August 14, 2012
|
|||||||||
|
|
|
- Blue-Haired Lawyer: But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?
- Sideshow Bob: Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'.
- Official: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
- Sideshow Bob: Hello Bart!
- Bart: Mom, Dad!
- Sideshow Bob: Your family can't help you now.
- [The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up]
- Lisa: [seeing Homer asleep with some drool] "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!
- Marge: [annoyed] No, he hasn't!
- Sideshow Bob: Now, Bart, any last requests?
- Bart Simpson: [sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time] Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it.
- Sideshow Bob: No, go on.
- Bart Simpson: It's just that you have such a beautiful voice...
- Sideshow Bob: Guilty as charged.
- Bart Simpson: Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
- Sideshow Bob: Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and [singing] We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty...
- [later]
- Sideshow Bob:I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why...
- [later]
- Sideshow Bob: ...What never?
- Bart: No never.
- Sideshow Bob: What never?
- Bart: Hardly ever!
- Bart and Sideshow Bob: He's hardly ever sick at sea...
- [later]
- Sideshow Bob: ...For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman! [spoken] And now [draws his sword] the final curtain... [walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying. Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes]
- Chief Wiggum: [cocks his gun] "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest.
- Sideshow Bob: By Lucifer's beard!
- Bart: Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
