Difference between revisions of "Homer at the Bat/Quotes"
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:'''Woman''': My old-time Victrola! | :'''Woman''': My old-time Victrola! | ||
:'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, brother! | :'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, brother! | ||
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| + | :''Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.'' | ||
| + | :'''Mike Scoscia''': Cannot...stand...eat..or compose...sentences. | ||
| + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Young man, you have acute radiation posioning. | ||
| + | :'''Mike Scoscia''': Can...I..play in...tommorow's game? | ||
| + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Why, you may be dead tommorow and you are wondering if you can play a game? Hoo hoo ha ha! | ||
| + | :'''Nurse''': When you are done with him, Doctor, a Ken Griffey Junior needs to see you urgently. | ||
| + | :''Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.'' | ||
| + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Good heavens, gigantism! | ||
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:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])'' | :''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])'' | ||
Revision as of 14:20, July 15, 2010
Quotes
- Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.
- Woman: My baby!
- Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your baby!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
- Woman: Thank you!
- Cat mewling is heard.
- Woman: My cat!
- Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your cat!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.
- Woman: Thank you!
- "The Alley Cat" is heard.
- Woman: My old-time Victrola!
- Jose Canseco: Oh, brother!
- Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.
- Mike Scoscia: Cannot...stand...eat..or compose...sentences.
- Dr. Hibbert: Young man, you have acute radiation posioning.
- Mike Scoscia: Can...I..play in...tommorow's game?
- Dr. Hibbert: Why, you may be dead tommorow and you are wondering if you can play a game? Hoo hoo ha ha!
- Nurse: When you are done with him, Doctor, a Ken Griffey Junior needs to see you urgently.
- Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.
- Dr. Hibbert: Good heavens, gigantism!
- (Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble)
- Boggs: "And I say Britain's greatest Prime Minister was Pitt the Elder!"
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!"
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "PITT-THE-ELDER!!!!"
- Barney: "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
- Barney knocks Boggs out
- Moe: "You showed him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!!!"
- (Barney knocks Moe out too)
