Difference between revisions of "There's No Disgrace Like Home/Quotes"
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:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch. | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch. | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />''' [[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for |
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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss. | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss. | ||
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid! | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid! | ||
:'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss. | :'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss. | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town. |
:'''Marge''': Well maybe we should move to a larger community. | :'''Marge''': Well maybe we should move to a larger community. | ||
:'''Homer''': D'oh! | :'''Homer''': D'oh! | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! |
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />'' [The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]'' |
:'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling. | :'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling. | ||
:'''Bart''': No belching. | :'''Bart''': No belching. | ||
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:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks. | :'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks. | ||
| − | <hr width="50%" /> | + | <hr width="50%" />Homer: I've murdered us all (i've murdered us all), Shut Up! (shut up, shut up) Doh'! (do'h) |
{{Season 1 Q}} | {{Season 1 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 12:53, September 1, 2010
- Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.
Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for
him down at the power plant.
- Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
- Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
- Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
- Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
- Homer: D'oh!
Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]
- Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
- Bart: No belching.
- Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
- Marge: Look, napkins!
- Bart: These people are obviously freaks.
Homer: I've murdered us all (i've murdered us all), Shut Up! (shut up, shut up) Doh'! (do'h)
