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Marge: The atmosphere here is a bit austere, don't you think?

Photographer: Trust me, Mrs. Simpson. I've been taking baby pictures in Springfield for almost 40 years. I have taken the photo of nearly every child in Springfield, and then, I can see what the future has in store for them.

Marge: Because a child's innoncent eye's can show you their soul?

Photographer: No! I was cursed with "the sight!" When I look at these photos, I see a forseshawdowing of their lives to come. The parents laughed at me. They all laughed. But I saw.. and I wrot it all down in this book!

Picture of Homer: I sense an immense hunger in this child... one that will never be satisfied. The words "sofa" and "Moe's" also come to me, but I don't know what they mean.

Picture of Comic Book Guy: I foresee many unused toys still in their original packaging, also many arguments about someone namned "Greedo" and whether or not he shot first.

Picture of Waylon Smithers: I see fire... flames... and inferno... and ultimately... Burns!

Picture of Gil: I can't see his future. As far as my powers are concerned, he doesn't have one.

Marge: Come on, Maggie. Let's go find another less prophetic photographer.

Photographer: You can't shield her from destiny! Heed my warnings!

Picture of Maggie: Springfield's finest citizen. Founder of multiple charities. Influential speaker. Presidential candidate. Gives good hugs.