Difference between revisions of "The Murder Party/Quotes"

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Ralph Wiggum: Wheee! I'm in a floor cloud!

Bart: What kind of name is "Grenouille?"

Lisa: It's French for "Frog." How can you not know that? You lived in France for two months!

Bart: I did?

Lisa: Yes! You spoke French fluently!

Bart: Who with the what now?

Monsieur Grenouille: So that we might start the game, allow me to paint the scene. Ryan O'Toole, famous actor and playboy, was found floating in the resport's pool, dead as a dodod.

Barney Gumble: Really? We Gotta call the cops.

Patty Bouvier: No, you dopey dispo. This is just a game.

Ralph: Mrs. Simpson, what am I?

Marge: What do you mean, Ralph?

Ralph: I don't have a costume or clues to read, I want to play, too.

Marge: Ralph, honey... How would you like the leading role? You can be the famous actor we found murded in the swimming pool!

Ralph: Yay! Get to be famous!

Marge: I'm glad we caught a real criminal, but we forgot to solve the murder mustery game!

Lisa: You know, Bart was so busy, we din't get to ask him for his clues.

Bart: I was with the French mad [Shudder] at the time of the murder 7:15 PM. That's all I got.

Marge: But the copper told me the real time of the murder was 8:30, which means you have no alibi. Hoteil waiter, you muded the actor in the billiard room with the lead pipe!

Ralph: Am I still dead yet?

Bart: You solve it, mom!

Lisa: You win!

Marge: I'm always a winner with such a wonderful family!