Difference between revisions of "The Laugh Man on Earth!/Quotes"

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Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody! And welcome to "The Krusty the Clow Show", coming to you from the intensive care unit at Doctor Nick's Discount Hospitalitorium.

Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey! It's me kids! I wanna thank Doctor Nick for bringing me back to life though the miracle of organ transplants.

Dr. Nick: My pleasure. Funny story, you're now more camel than man!

Barney Gumble: Are you not angry, Homer?

Homer: I would be if this pie wasn't so tasty!

Sideshow Mel: Happy birthday, Krusty The entire town decided to surprise you!

Bart: Yeah, we've been hiding all day! It wasn't easy, especially considering how fat most of Springfield is!

Homer: [PHEW!] I've been hiding behind trees and holding my gut in all day!

Krusty: This isn't so bad! I don't really need anyone. Well... maybe Sideshow Mel. He would have slipped on that banana peel and got a concussion, thrown his back out... maybe even broken his head bone. [SIGH!] It would a been hilarious...

Chief Wiggum: Mmmmm! Nice, crisp lettuce, ripe tomato, a toasted sesame seed bun, and the patty is perfectly seasoned.

Krusty: Now try mine!!

Chief Wiggum: Um... this is a urinal cake stuck between two sponges.