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Latest revision as of 07:09, May 15, 2021



Bart: You're going back to school?
Marge: I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes.
Bart: Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk!

Marge: Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds.
Lisa: Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now!
Marge: I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting money, I'm budgeting my time.

Bart: Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here.
Lisa: What are you talking about?
Bart: Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side...
Lisa: Beind a girl is the dark side?
Bart: Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering!
Lisa: Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself!

Lisa: Mom, you're trying too hard!
Marge: No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much!
Lisa: Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love!
Bart: Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom!

Lisa: Hey! Are you still tutoring Maggie?
Bart: Er... yeah, I was teaching her about... ...radioactivity, pirates, and star-nosed moles.
Lisa: Oh, okay, I was just going to grav some grub!
Maggie: [GIGGLE!]
Bart: I'll get back to teaching Maggie then.
Lisa: Okay. Catch you later!