Know It All in the Family/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: You're going back to school?

Marge: I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes.

Bart: Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk!

Marge: Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds.

Lisa: Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now!

Marge: I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting money, I'm budgeting my time.

Bart: Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here.

Lisa: What are you talking about?

Bart: Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side...

Lisa: Beind a girl is the dark side?

Bart: Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering!

Lisa: Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself!

Lisa: Mom, you're trying too hard!

Marge: No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much!

Lisa: Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love!

Bart: Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom!

Lisa: Hey! Are you still tutoring Maggie?

Bart: Er... yeah, I was teaching her about... ...radioactivity, pirates, and star-nosed moles.

Lisa: Oh, okay, I was just going to grav some grub!

Maggie: [GIGGLE!]

Bart: I'll get back to teaching Maggie then.

Lisa: Okay. Catch you later!