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{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book! | {{qf|Milhouse}} Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Man, you'd still be just as pathetic. | {{qf|Bart}} Man, you'd still be just as pathetic. | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Bart: Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of Radioactive Man?
- Milhouse Van Houten: No, I bought the classic comic of Cyrano de Bergerac by mistake.
- Bart: Cyrano de who...?
- Milhouse: It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
- Bart: So?
- Milhouse: So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, I'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
- Bart: Okay, but it'll cost ya.
- Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
- Milhouse: Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.
- Lisa: Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
- Milhouse: Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
- Lisa: You don't play the sax.
- Milhouse: Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
- Bart: Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.
