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Super Robo Cyber Slam

Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 1

After the user logs in on April 16th: We know you'll be excited for this one, folks! Two local contenders meeting for this week's championship bout on ROBOT RUMBLE! That's right! It comes down to Professor Frink and Frink Junior's Smashius Clay versus Bart Simpson's Chief Knockahomer! I hope they rip each other's wiring out! And then eat it! Goosebumps! My dad says we're going to win because we're smarter than you! Your pocket calculator is smarter than I am — but I'm smart enough to get a whole team of nerds to build my robot! Good glayvin! I shall float like a Bluetooth butterfly and sting like a biomimetic bee! I'm going to strike you repeatedly in the head with my wooden mallet. From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow! AAAAAAH-AH! That is terrifying. Please stop. Task: Collect Remote Controls [x155] Task: Make Bart "Coach" Chief Knockahomer to Victory (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) If the user has Chief Knocka-Homer: Task: Make Chief Knockahomer Defeat Smashius Clay (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Be Ashamed of Smashius Clay's Defeat (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Enjoy Watching Chief Knockahomer Win (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) A decisive and brutal victory for Chief Knockahomer! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! If there's one thing history has taught us about robots, it's that a large hammer and a mean streak will usually lead to victory... And humans will gladly usher in the robot apocalypse as long as we can watch the carnage! What's wrong with us? I don't know, but I hope they never cure it! You got that right! I'm sorry I failed us, Dad. Don't you worry, son! We're not done yet. I promise we'll have our vengeance with the upgrading and the taking things too far! Science isn't science unless it's putting people at risk in an unrealistic Hollywood manner. Hoyvin! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 2

After completing Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 1: Bart, I hear Professor Frink is completely rebuilding Smashius Clay to be more dangerous than ever. Aren't you worried? No way! Now stop harshing my buzz. I'm going to take the Chief for another victory lap around the playground. I AM THE CHAMPION, MY FRIENDS! Have you heard the fable of the Tortoise and the Hare? Task: Collect Remote Controls [x115] Task: Make Bart Bask in the Glow of His Championship (2h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Tell the Story of the Tortoise and the Hare (2h, Simpson House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Aggressively Upgrade Smashius Clay (2h, Frink's Lab) So you see, even if you're the best, victory should never be assumed. That story doesn't make any sense. Why did the turtle have hair? Besides, no one naps in the middle of a fight, and robots don't even sleep. That's not the point. The point is— Man, you weren't kidding. She really is a drag. I know, right? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 3

After completing Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 2: Smashius Clay is back in the ring after five thrillingly brutal wins. If he wins tonight, he'll earn the right to a rematch against current champ Chief Knockahomer. What's unusual is how each time Smashius Clay wins now, he seems to take possession of the defeated robot and they join his growing "robot posse". Seemed weird to us too, but we consulted the Robot Rumble Rules Committee and they declared "winners keepers". You're going down! My daddy says Ralph-O-Cop has all the powers of a real policeman! Prepare to be annihilated! Err, beep. I think this might be a job for the Eddiebot or the Loumaton. Wait here while I... No mercy, Smashius! Sweep the treads! Task: Collect Remote Controls [x115] Task: Make Lisa Worry About Smashius Upgrades (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Laugh at Ralph-O-Cop Getting Beat (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Be Sad Ralph-O-Cop Lost (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Cackle With Mad Glee (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) Another horrifyingly violent victory for Smashius Clay 2.0! I don't know about you, Steve, but I feel both sated and ashamed. Don't feel bad, Ralph-O-Cop. I once lost a fight with a crayon. Let's go get donuts. Daddy says donuts make the sads go bye-bye. Not so fast. *injects nano-control bots into Ralph-O-Cop* I understand and obey, new master! Dad, should we be worried that Smashius is taking over all these other robots? Nah. What could go wrong? Does this mean I have to follow you, too? No. Return to your home and stop following me, annoying, sticky child. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 4

After completing Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 3: Guys, you gotta help me out! We have to upgrade Chief Knockahomer to the max or Smashius Clay will beat him and take over his robot mind! Thanks for the vote of confidence there, boss. Forget it, Bart! We made Chief Knockahomer the way you wanted him the first time. Yeah! Besides, if we upgrade him now, he'll just turn on us and rampage. It's like the Fifth Law of Robotics or something. I'll help you guys become more popular. According to what metric? Will there be points and levels? What will the badges look like? How will you game-ify popularity? I don't know. You guys can figure that out, too. That seems like an intriguing challenge. Task: Collect Remote Controls [x155] Task: Make Bart Beg Nerds to Upgrade Chief Knockahomer (2h, The Prodigy Barn Task: Make Nerds Gamify Popularity [x3] (2h, The Prodigy Barn) I can't believe those nerds refused to help! I thought we were friends. No, you didn't! Okay, I thought they were socially desperate enough that they'd help. Don't sweat it, Bart. I'm gonna go right now and work on— Some new killer finishing moves? No, some new killer guitar licks! ROCK AND ROLL! Aw, man! He's a surprisingly good guitarist considering he has metal claws for hands. Worry not, my young human friends. When the time is right, the pos-i-bots shall come to the rescue! Did my Malibu Stacy car just talk? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 5

After completing Super Robo Cyber Slam Pt. 4: And now, the championship rematch between Chief Knockahomer and Smashius Clay backed by his posse of defeated robot rivals! Surrender to the inevitable, Knockahomer! You are no match for my upgraded battle systems, ruthless AI, and invasive nano-control bots. Never! I have a wooden mallet, culturally insensitive headwear, and the will to rock like a mother! I acknowledge your superior "cool factor", but only strength and treachery matter in battle! Task: Collect Remote Controls [x195] If the user has Chief Knocka-Homer: Task: Make Chief Knockahomer Lose Robot Fight (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Watch in Horror as His Robot Loses (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Be Impressed by Upgraded Smashius Clay (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Celebrate Victory (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House) Rise, Chief Knockahomer! Rise as my loyal minion! I understand…and obey! Chief Knockahomer, no! I am sorry, human who was vaguely involved in my construction and rebirth, but I have no choice. Hoyvin! Vengeance is ours at last! WOO! Chief Knockahomer is ours now! Incorrect, small human. All of the robots are MINE — as all of Springfield shall soon be mine! Oh, nertz. It looks like our sick, sadistic exploitation has led the robots to rise against us, Dave. Maybe this is what we wanted all along, Steve. Someone to stop us because we couldn't stop ourselves. You got that right! Boo-yah! Quest reward: 200 and 20