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Difference between revisions of "Stuck in the Middle/Quotes"

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{{qf|Homer}} Thank god you got the door opened Marge. I thought I'd never get out alive!
 
{{qf|Homer}} Thank god you got the door opened Marge. I thought I'd never get out alive!
 
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, for goodness sake, Homer. You were only in there for two minutes.
 
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, for goodness sake, Homer. You were only in there for two minutes.
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Latest revision as of 15:15, July 10, 2021



Crazy Old Man: Main floor, lobby, going up Sonny?
Homer: Please.
Crazy Old Man: So, nice weather were having.
Homer: Uh, yeah... say listen old timer could we not talk to each other? If you want to throw the truth, old people kinda creep me out.
Crazy Old Man: Sure thing young fellow. Whatever you say. Uh-oh.
Homer: What? What's the matter?
Crazy Old Man: The elevator's stuck again, the blasted thing don't worry youngster, I'll use this emergency switch. Well, that didn't work. We'll just have to wait for them to notice that we're trapped and come rescue us.
Homer: Um, yeah, okay, sure.
Crazy Old Man: Heh, hem.
Homer: [thinking] Uh, oh.. Trapped in an elevator with a crazy old guy oh, man, I'm dead meat.
Crazy Old Man: You know, Sonny, you look a little peaked so you shouldn't worry. Let me entertain you.
Crazy Old Man: [singing] Ooooh, if you knew Susie, like I know Susie. Oh! Oh Oh! What? A gal!
Homer: Yeeeeek! Yaaaaak!
Nurse: Hey what's all the commotion in the storage closet? Oh, so you're the one that's been flipping the fuse switches on and off?
Homer: Thank god you got the door opened Marge. I thought I'd never get out alive!
Marge: Oh, for goodness sake, Homer. You were only in there for two minutes.