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Homer: What th---?! Jiminy cricket! Who the heck are you?

Mean Genie: I am your servant for as long as you possess the lamp.

Homer: My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask?

Mean Genie: Yyy-yess-ssss...

Mean Genie: "The penalty for losing or giving away the lamp is dearth."

Homer: But all I do is lose things! I can't even find my dount!

Mean Genie: "Furthermore, I am not liable for any wishes you make that may result in the extermination of you loved ones or others."

Homer: [GASP!] What do you mean?!

Mean Genie: Let's say you asked me for a million dollars. I might have a satellite fall on your house smashing everything and everyone in it! The satellite people would give you a million dollars for all you pain and suffering.

Homer: Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars.

Mean Genie: But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend?

Homer: [PFFT!] Girls... yuck!

Mean Genie: A jet pack to fly you to school?

Homer: Better yet... no school!

Mean Genie: Just say it and I will make it so.

Grampa: Hey! Who's the guy, and why's he wearing my cabana ensemble?

Homer: He's a mean genie, dad. He wants me to make wished that can hurt people. What can I do?

Grampa: Yep, this one's an old trickster, all right. You can tell by the crossed scimitars. And wish you make is going to hurt someone somewhere. Good like with that, kid.

Grampa: Sorry, son, not even Perry Mason could solve this problem. Just get rid of the thing wives are nothin' but trouble, anyhow.

Homer: B-b-but if I get rid of it, I'll die!