Difference between revisions of "Fortunate Son/Quotes"

Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021

Homer: Hey, Marge If you dye your hair pink, it would look like cotton candy and always remind me of how sweet your are.

Marge: I love you too, Homie. But I'd better not risk it.

Homer: Look, Marge... the tunnel of Love! Remember when we--

Marge: Homer! Not in front of the children!

Homer: This is for you and your sisters, boy. Stay out of trouble and meet us back here in one hour.

Bart: Hmm... 20 simoleons and one hour. How can we get the most fund out of this?

Bart: Hey, Lisa... watch Maggie for a sec while I go see a man bout a hot dog.

Lisa: Okay, but hurry up. Maybe we could take you to the fortune-teller... I'd love to know what my little sister will be when she grows up.

José: Hey, pretty lady... guess your IQ?

Bart: How 'bout it, Lis?

Lisa: But I already know my IQ is 156.

José: Are your sure? You look like a solid 110 to me.

Lisa: No way, José! I'm Mensa-Certified, and smart as a whip.

José: 112 tops.

Lisa: Oh, yeah? Ask me a question!

Fortune-Teller: I know what you did.

Bart: Pretty cool, huh? Top of the world, ma'am!

Fortune-Teller: Huh. For that I tell you fortune for free.

Bart: No... don't--

Fortune-Teller: You grow up to be insurance salesman.