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Difference between revisions of "Moat Monty Moat Problems!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Raphael]]:''' Okay, I think I see the problem!
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{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Okay, I think I see the problem!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What is it?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What is it?
:'''[[Raphael]]:''' You've been letting this guy drive the car!
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{{qf|Raphael}} You've been letting this guy drive the car!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ha!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ha!
 
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
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{{qf|[[Gil]]}} Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
:'''[[Gil]]:''' Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher!
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{{qf|Gil}} Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!
 
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
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{{qf|Gil}} We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' Well, here's the thing...
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{{qf|Gil}} Well, here's the thing...
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Is it a good thing?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Is it a good thing?
:'''[[Gil]]:''' The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.
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{{qf|Gil}} The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Goodbye old friend!
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{{qf|Homer}} Goodbye old friend!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' We'll miss you!
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{{qf|Marge}} We'll miss you!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You were one of the family!
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{{qf|Bart}} You were one of the family!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'll never forget you!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'll never forget you!
:'''[[Raphael]]:''' And this day just got weird.
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{{qf|Raphael}} And this day just got weird.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' We're alive!
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{{qf|Bart}} We're alive!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But how?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But how?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!
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Latest revision as of 07:09, May 15, 2021



Raphael: Okay, I think I see the problem!
Marge: What is it?
Raphael: You've been letting this guy drive the car!
Homer: Hey!
Bart: Ha!

Gil: Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
Mr. Burns: You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
Gil: Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher!
Mr. Burns: A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!

Gil: We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
Mr. Burns: Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
Gil: Well, here's the thing...
Mr. Burns: Is it a good thing?
Gil: The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.

Homer: Goodbye old friend!
Marge: We'll miss you!
Bart: You were one of the family!
Lisa: I'll never forget you!
Raphael: And this day just got weird.

Bart: We're alive!
Lisa: But how?
Mr. Burns: I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
Waylon Smithers: On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
Mr. Burns: You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!