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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ...speak to me, Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Wait. I think he's finally beginning to stir. Look! His eyes are opening! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Dr. Hibbert, thank goodness he's alright! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Whuh?... Wh-where am I? Who are you people? What's going on here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, it's me, Marge... Marge Simpson... your wife! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} My wife? Look lady, I've never seen you before in my life. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now doggone it, Ralphie. You've gotta stop calling here every time you get something stuck in an electrical socket. That's why God made screw drivers. Now leave daddy alone, son. I've got a lot of important police work to do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Chief Wiggum is that you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ralph? What's happened to your voice boy? Have you been snacking on mommy's make-up aing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm not your son, chief! It's Marge Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, hiya Marge. Trouble with the boy again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm afraid it's my husband this time. He thinks he's Radioactive Man, and he's heading downtown... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} [CHOMP, CHOMP] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hello... chief, are you listening? Hello... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} [SMACK, SLURP] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I hear chewing sounds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We'll get right on it! We're gonna have to cancel our plane tickets to Reno, boys. Homer Simpson is on a rampage, and he's radioactive! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ...so you see Mr. Smithers, until Homer is released I'm going to have to get a job, and I was wondering if maybe my old position here at the plant is available. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Hmmm, no. Not since we promoted Gummy Joe. I'm afraid the only opening we have is for your husband's job. IT's yours if you want it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But I haven't got the faintest idea how to do Homer's job. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Here, just watch this surveillance tape of your husband in action. You should have no problem getting the hang of it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Prepare to be beaten like a dirty rug, you villanious scumbag! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Leon Kompowsky]]}} [URK] Whoa, take it easy pal! Who are you callin' a scumbag? I'm the janitor! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} The janitor? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leon Kompowsky}} That's right. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hmmm... you don't say. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leon Kompowsky}} Yeah, I just came in to sweep up. Say, you look very familiar. Have we met before? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I don't think so. I'm Radioactive Man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leon Kompowsky}} Really? My name's Leon. I'm a big fan of yours. Wow, I can't believe I'm talking to you in person! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Thanks, are your really the janitor? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leon Kompowsky}} Yep. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hi, honey. What's going on? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homey, you're back to normal! When that computer joined with your brain, it must have cured your amnesia! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You said what now? Hi, Leon. What are you doing here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leon Kompowsky}} Leon? I'm Bart Simpson! Who the hell are you? Hi, mom. What's for dinner? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} D'oh! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Marge: ...speak to me, Homer!
- Dr. Hibbert: Wait. I think he's finally beginning to stir. Look! His eyes are opening!
- Marge: Oh, Dr. Hibbert, thank goodness he's alright!
- Homer: Whuh?... Wh-where am I? Who are you people? What's going on here?
- Marge: Homer, it's me, Marge... Marge Simpson... your wife!
- Homer: My wife? Look lady, I've never seen you before in my life.
- Chief Wiggum: Now doggone it, Ralphie. You've gotta stop calling here every time you get something stuck in an electrical socket. That's why God made screw drivers. Now leave daddy alone, son. I've got a lot of important police work to do.
- Marge: Chief Wiggum is that you?
- Chief Wiggum: Ralph? What's happened to your voice boy? Have you been snacking on mommy's make-up aing?
- Marge: I'm not your son, chief! It's Marge Simpson!
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, hiya Marge. Trouble with the boy again?
- Marge: I'm afraid it's my husband this time. He thinks he's Radioactive Man, and he's heading downtown...
- Chief Wiggum: [CHOMP, CHOMP]
- Marge: Hello... chief, are you listening? Hello...
- Chief Wiggum: [SMACK, SLURP]
- Marge: I hear chewing sounds.
- Chief Wiggum: We'll get right on it! We're gonna have to cancel our plane tickets to Reno, boys. Homer Simpson is on a rampage, and he's radioactive!
- Marge: ...so you see Mr. Smithers, until Homer is released I'm going to have to get a job, and I was wondering if maybe my old position here at the plant is available.
- Waylon Smithers: Hmmm, no. Not since we promoted Gummy Joe. I'm afraid the only opening we have is for your husband's job. IT's yours if you want it.
- Marge: But I haven't got the faintest idea how to do Homer's job.
- Waylon Smithers: Here, just watch this surveillance tape of your husband in action. You should have no problem getting the hang of it.
- Homer: Prepare to be beaten like a dirty rug, you villanious scumbag!
- Leon Kompowsky: [URK] Whoa, take it easy pal! Who are you callin' a scumbag? I'm the janitor!
- Homer: The janitor?
- Leon Kompowsky: That's right.
- Homer: Hmmm... you don't say.
- Leon Kompowsky: Yeah, I just came in to sweep up. Say, you look very familiar. Have we met before?
- Homer: I don't think so. I'm Radioactive Man.
- Leon Kompowsky: Really? My name's Leon. I'm a big fan of yours. Wow, I can't believe I'm talking to you in person!
- Homer: Thanks, are your really the janitor?
- Leon Kompowsky: Yep.
- Homer: Hi, honey. What's going on?
- Marge: Oh, Homey, you're back to normal! When that computer joined with your brain, it must have cured your amnesia!
- Homer: You said what now? Hi, Leon. What are you doing here?
- Leon Kompowsky: Leon? I'm Bart Simpson! Who the hell are you? Hi, mom. What's for dinner?
- Marge: D'oh!
