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| − | + | {{qf|[[McBain]]}} Da cable is out? There must be something on television dat my enemies don't want me to see! I must—Oh, McBain you are acting crazy! Always assuming there's and evil conspiracy, even on your day off! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mendoza]]}} Gentlemen, I am not sure how, but McBain hasbested all of our eveil plans! He defeated the Generalissimo's Squeaky-Voiced assassin. And then he stopped Duke from poisoning the everglades! He even deduced it was I who stole his precious reuben sandwich! i fear we have been to sublte in our approach. Which is why I have now eomplyed more direct methods... | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} What a delightful vacation! I don't have to worry about villains of nuclear bombs or foreboding calmness or foze types of things. | |
| − | + | {{qf|People}} Ahhh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Why are you running away? The otter adventure arena is dat way! | |
| − | + | {{qf|People}} Eek! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} No! It ca't bet it's... Da man-eating Sharkodile! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sharkodile}} Grauughh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Unluckily for you, sharkodile, I am also a hybrid... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Rip! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sharkodile}} Roaar! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} ...half man, half sharkodile-killing machine! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Roundhose! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sharkodile}} Gnash! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Gaah! My muscular biceps! My only weak spot! Nooooo! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sharkodile}} Chimp! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mendoza}} To our friend, the sharkodile! For finally disposing of that overmuscled thorn in our side. Now, we will be unhindered in our next mission... the death of print journalism! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Duke Mitchell]]}} Hear, hear! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Criminal}} What is wrong comrade Shark? Don't tell me you're still hungry? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sharkodile}} Rrumble! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Yes, hungry for justice! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Criminal}} McBain! But how? | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} I used my extra-secret weapon... my feelings! Before I could be digested, da sharkodile and I had a chat. Apparently, neither of us likes being manipulated... so we decided to work together! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Duke Mitchell}}[GULp!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Criminal, Duke, & Mendoza}} REeek! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Yes, dat's exactly what I needed dis vacation. Some good r&r... ...retribution and retaliation! | |
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Latest revision as of 09:39, May 15, 2021
- McBain: Da cable is out? There must be something on television dat my enemies don't want me to see! I must—Oh, McBain you are acting crazy! Always assuming there's and evil conspiracy, even on your day off!
- Mendoza: Gentlemen, I am not sure how, but McBain hasbested all of our eveil plans! He defeated the Generalissimo's Squeaky-Voiced assassin. And then he stopped Duke from poisoning the everglades! He even deduced it was I who stole his precious reuben sandwich! i fear we have been to sublte in our approach. Which is why I have now eomplyed more direct methods...
- McBain: What a delightful vacation! I don't have to worry about villains of nuclear bombs or foreboding calmness or foze types of things.
- People: Ahhh!
- McBain: Why are you running away? The otter adventure arena is dat way!
- People: Eek!
- McBain: No! It ca't bet it's... Da man-eating Sharkodile!
- Sharkodile: Grauughh!
- McBain: Unluckily for you, sharkodile, I am also a hybrid...
- Sound: Rip!
- Sharkodile: Roaar!
- McBain: ...half man, half sharkodile-killing machine!
- Sound: Roundhose!
- Sharkodile: Gnash!
- McBain: Gaah! My muscular biceps! My only weak spot! Nooooo!
- Sharkodile: Chimp!
- Mendoza: To our friend, the sharkodile! For finally disposing of that overmuscled thorn in our side. Now, we will be unhindered in our next mission... the death of print journalism!
- Duke Mitchell: Hear, hear!
- Criminal: What is wrong comrade Shark? Don't tell me you're still hungry?
- Sharkodile: Rrumble!
- McBain: Yes, hungry for justice!
- Criminal: McBain! But how?
- McBain: I used my extra-secret weapon... my feelings! Before I could be digested, da sharkodile and I had a chat. Apparently, neither of us likes being manipulated... so we decided to work together!
- Duke Mitchell:[GULp!]
- Criminal, Duke, & Mendoza: REeek!
- McBain: Yes, dat's exactly what I needed dis vacation. Some good r&r... ...retribution and retaliation!
