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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well, as the baby lamb said to the horse, "why the long face?"
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' My family'd rather go to the picture show than be with me on my birthday.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, as the baby lamb said to the horse, "why the long face?"
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well sir, that's just no right. We're supposed to honor our fathers and monthers!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} My family'd rather go to the picture show than be with me on my birthday.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' I wish someone would put that in writing.
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{{qf|Ned}} Well sir, that's just no right. We're supposed to honor our fathers and monthers!
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{{qf|Grampa}} I wish someone would put that in writing.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Pass, the milk, old man!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Pass, the milk, old man!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What the--? Old man?!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What the--? Old man?!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Now that Grampa's joined the Flanders clan, that makes you the oldest one in the family!
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{{qf|Bart}} Now that Grampa's joined the Flanders clan, that makes you the oldest one in the family!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That doesn't mean I'm and old--
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{{qf|Homer}} That doesn't mean I'm and old--
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' So to make a long story short...
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} So to make a long story short...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Too late!
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{{qf|Bart}} Too late!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' ...my lawyer plea bargained the wsetence down to one million hours of community service. Being a foster grandfather falls under the community service category, and so here I am at your disposal! So what do you say? Will you let me be your family's new Grampa?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ...my lawyer plea bargained the wsetence down to one million hours of community service. Being a foster grandfather falls under the community service category, and so here I am at your disposal! So what do you say? Will you let me be your family's new Grampa?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Gee, Mr. Burns, to be honest you scare and intimidate me!
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{{qf|Homer}} Gee, Mr. Burns, to be honest you scare and intimidate me!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' So I'm like a father figure to you already! Huzzah! I'll take that as a yes!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} So I'm like a father figure to you already! Huzzah! I'll take that as a yes!
 
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:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns!
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{{qf|Bart & [[Lisa]]}} Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Tut tut! It's Grampa Burns!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Tut tut! It's Grampa Burns!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You were right! I did an amazing prank and got away with it!
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{{qf|Bart}} You were right! I did an amazing prank and got away with it!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Excellent!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And I got an A+ on a pop quiz!
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{{qf|Lisa}} And I got an A+ on a pop quiz!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Excellent plus! Come with me, won't you children?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent plus! Come with me, won't you children?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I guess it's okay to get a ride with you.
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, I guess it's okay to get a ride with you.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I mean you are texhnically our grandfather.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I mean you are texhnically our grandfather.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' There we go! The perfect Grampa trap!
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{{qf|Homer}} There we go! The perfect Grampa trap!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's in this thing?
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{{qf|Bart}} What's in this thing?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ribbon candy, copies of National Geographic, and a picture of an adorable grandchild. Lisa, can you hide and play some old man music?
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{{qf|Homer}} Ribbon candy, copies of National Geographic, and a picture of an adorable grandchild. Lisa, can you hide and play some old man music?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I think I can swing something Benny Goodman-ish!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I think I can swing something Benny Goodman-ish!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No Grandparent could resist all that, and then we'll have our family back! You'er like a cross between Dr. Hpil and a James Bond villian!
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{{qf|Bart}} No Grandparent could resist all that, and then we'll have our family back! You'er like a cross between Dr. Hpil and a James Bond villain!
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021



Ned Flanders: Well, as the baby lamb said to the horse, "why the long face?"
Grampa: My family'd rather go to the picture show than be with me on my birthday.
Ned: Well sir, that's just no right. We're supposed to honor our fathers and monthers!
Grampa: I wish someone would put that in writing.

Bart: Pass, the milk, old man!
Homer: What the--? Old man?!
Bart: Now that Grampa's joined the Flanders clan, that makes you the oldest one in the family!
Homer: That doesn't mean I'm and old--

Mr. Burns: So to make a long story short...
Bart: Too late!
Mr. Burns: ...my lawyer plea bargained the wsetence down to one million hours of community service. Being a foster grandfather falls under the community service category, and so here I am at your disposal! So what do you say? Will you let me be your family's new Grampa?
Homer: Gee, Mr. Burns, to be honest you scare and intimidate me!
Mr. Burns: So I'm like a father figure to you already! Huzzah! I'll take that as a yes!

Bart & Lisa: Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns!
Mr. Burns: Tut tut! It's Grampa Burns!
Bart: You were right! I did an amazing prank and got away with it!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
Lisa: And I got an A+ on a pop quiz!
Mr. Burns: Excellent plus! Come with me, won't you children?
Bart: Well, I guess it's okay to get a ride with you.
Lisa: I mean you are texhnically our grandfather.

Homer: There we go! The perfect Grampa trap!
Bart: What's in this thing?
Homer: Ribbon candy, copies of National Geographic, and a picture of an adorable grandchild. Lisa, can you hide and play some old man music?
Lisa: I think I can swing something Benny Goodman-ish!
Bart: No Grandparent could resist all that, and then we'll have our family back! You'er like a cross between Dr. Hpil and a James Bond villain!